County: Walton
Because His Testicles Hurt, Florida Man Threatened to Kill His Neighbors
Westville (WTFF) – A Walton County man was arrested after allegedly screaming at his neighbors and threatening to kill them because his testicles were hurting. »
Declaring Her Love, Florida Woman Spray Paints Boyfriend’s Full Name at Park, Gets Caught
Santa Rosa Beach (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after spray painting her boyfriend’s full name at a park. »
Steak Salesman Steals a Box from a Porch
Walton County (WTFF) – Florida Man was arrested after a witness identified him as the man who stole a package from the victim’s porch. »
It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem
(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »
Walton County Man beats up sister, mom, and grandma after they caught him fornicating in the front yard
Freeport (WTFF) – A 31-year-old North Florida Man was arrested for beating up his sister, mother, and grandmother after they caught him having sex in the front yard with his girlfriend. »
Florida Man Causes $100,000 Of Damage To Liquor Store Construction Site
Jones stated his name was “Alice Wonderland and he was told to commit the offenses by a hookah-smoking caterpillar.” »
Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »
Floridians For Freedom
Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »
Climate change activist walking barefoot across U.S. killed by SUV in Florida
Mark Baumer, an activist who was walking barefoot across the U.S. to raise awareness about climate change, was killed in Florida by an SUV driver who officials say veered off the road. The Washington Post reports Baumer, 33, was a poet and author who started his barefoot journey in October. He walked all the way […] »
Bestiality could be banned in Fla. following goat rape
After a goat was raped and killed in the Panhandle town of Mossy Head, animal activists, cops and citizens were almost as shocked to find out that bestiality isn’t a crime in Florida. »
