Homosassa (WTFF) – A raccoon named Hank Williams was seen sitting on a driver’s lap and enjoying the breeze. »
County: Citrus
Hepatitis A on the rise, especially in central Florida and Gasparilla’s zone
Florida (WTFF) – Hepatitis A activity continues to increase in the state of Florida, according to recently published data. »
Citrus County Sheriff Falsely Conflates Cannabis with Fentanyl in Scare Tactic
Floral City (WTFF) – Sheriff Mike Prendergast spewed out propaganda in a news release, claiming, without evidence or logic, that cannabis “could contain” Fentanyl. »
Florida Girl Steals Golf Cart, Tries Driving to her Grandma’s House
Clermont (WTFF) – A 15-year-old Florida girl is facing a third degree felony Grand Theft Auto charge after allegedly stealing a golf cart “to see her grandmother.” On Friday around 3 in the morning she was seen “riding southbound on SR 33” in a white Club Car golf cart, according to the arrest affidavit. She […] »
Dewie Brewton, Brad King, and why we care
This case is about being held accountable for your actions. What Dewie did was illegal. His actions violate FSS 828.24. The FWC guidelines set by the AVMA explicitly prohibit drowning as a means for euthanizing an animal. There were other options, including release in a safe area outside of the school. Morally, of course, there […] »
Pajama-Wearing Florida Man Tries to Kill the Devil by Choking Man with Hose, Drowning Cat
Crystal River (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after allegedly choking a motorist and drowning a cat while “trying to kill the devil.” »
Middle School Teacher has a White Nationalist Podcast
Citrus County (WTFF) – Dayanna Volitich suggests Muslims be eradicated from the earth, believes anti-Semitic conspiracy theories … and teaches middle school social studies at Crystal River Middle School. »
Drunk Florida Woman Crashes Car with Toddler and Takes a Piss on I-4
Seffer (WTFF) – A Citrus County mother drunkenly crashed her car into several vehicles on I-4 while her 2-year-old son was inside the car. »
It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem
(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »
Billboard in Inverness, FL reminds dads not to drunkenly rape their daughters
This is a real billboard in Inverness, FL. It reads “Getting drunk is never an excuse. She’s your daughter. Not your date. We’re calling incest out.” »
Lightning at Crystal River
Photo by LucyAnn Cenicola — at Crystal River, Florida. »
Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »
Floridians For Freedom
Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »
Perverted Pastor Busted for Child Porn
A coworker went to play a prank on him by messing with his laptop, but instead stumbled upon hundreds of thousands of photographs and videos of sexually explicit images of young girls. »
Florida man drunkenly crashes car into sheriff’s ‘Don’t Drink and Drive’ unit
A Citrus County man driving drunk crashed his car into the sheriff’s brand new drunk-driving awareness vehicle. At around 10 p.m. Saturday night during Pirate Fest, Paul M. Wilkins, 63, of Crystal River, drove through a traffic control point at US-19 and Citrus Avenue. He hit a Citrus County Sheriff’s Office detective’s vehicle and pushed […] »
