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Revolutionary Memes Extreme’s guide to Leftism Version 4.5

“The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.” -Oscar Wilde »

WTF Florida Banned from Facebook Again

Predictably, we’ve been blocked from managing our Facebook page @WTFFlorida again. »

Firearms aren’t the cause of violence.

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Florida Man is Dead

Now that corporate media has fully adopted and monetized the “Florida Man” shtick, the whole thing has lost its appeal. »

Street Reporters

In order to keep up with the ever-increasing volume of f*ckery in Florida, we’re calling for participation in a citizens journalism initiative. We encourage our readers to become active participants in the news cycle, instead of just consuming what mainstream media disseminates. This gives everyday Floridians the power to shape their own narratives instead of […] »

Terms of Use in a Nutshell

Basically, we ain’t responsible for shit, you ain’t responsible for shit, everyone can say whatever the fuck they want. Nobody can (successfully) sue us for libel, because our shit’s tight and we only report facts directly from arrest affidavits or other news sources. Nobody can sue use for making fun of them because of 17 […] »

Summer 2019

WEATHER FORECAST: Summer officially begins on June 21. Relentless heat will continue to drive the peninsula’s inhabitants into madness. »

The North Never Cared About ‘Negroes’

Abraham Lincoln and the Union army are often credited with “freeing the slaves” out of a moral imperative. Lincoln’s own words debunk this popular lie. »

Animals

Written by: Venerable K. Sri Dhammananda Maha Thera Animals are said to be conscious only of the present. They live with no concern for the past or future. Likewise, little children seem to have no notion of the future. They also live in the present until their faculties of memory and imagination are developed. »

The Florida Party

When I’m voted governor of Florida, I promise to make being a Floridian legal again. »

Lake County Voting Website Down

On the first day of early voting, lakevotes.com, the official website for voting in Lake County, is down. »

Flo Rida

One of our readers asked several important questions about WTF Florida: “Hey you know how you guys are in Florida and there’s that one guy called Flo Rida? Are you both related? Am I racist for asking?” Here is our answer: We’re all related, in some abstract way. But no, he’s not an official sponsor. […] »

Write a post

Still banned, can’t reply to Facebook messages or make any posts. We started an account on a Mastodon instance: https://mastodon.xyz/@WTFFlorida You can sign up to any federated instance to interact. It’s like Twitter but without all the data harvesting and bullshit. Find a big list here: https://instances.social/ Mastodon.social seems to have the most users, but […] »

Villager’s Guide to Using Facebook

Are you a crotchety old Republican Transplant that recently moved to The Villages? Do you hate technology but love the idea of sharing your shitty, bigoted, archaic, ignorant ideologies on Facebook? Well you’ve found the right guide! »

Michael Wenzel’s Next Disposition: August 21, 2018

The case of Michael Wenzel was stifled in the 12th court, in Bradenton where his father works for Manatee County as the planning section manager. It seems to be stalling in the 13th court, as we’re seeing disposition after disposition, charges dropped for Spencer Heintz, and justice delayed. With our watchful eye, the public will […] »

Reputation Score

  You shoulda known already. »

Dewie Brewton, Brad King, and why we care

This case is about being held accountable for your actions. What Dewie did was illegal. His actions violate FSS 828.24. The FWC guidelines set by the AVMA explicitly prohibit drowning as a means for euthanizing an animal. There were other options, including release in a safe area outside of the school. Morally, of course, there […] »

Bradley E. King links

Performance: Rip Off Report – Brad King refused to press charges against a contractor committing fraud Information: Florida Bar SAO5.org »

Brad King’s Filing Decision Memo – Dewie Brewton’s Raccoon Drowning Incident

Below is the decline to file memo from Brad King, State Attorney for the Fifth Judicial Circuit, in regards to Dewie Brewton and his drowning of several animals. Toby Hunt is the Assistant State Attorney. »

Politician Shit List

Here’s a list of people you shouldn’t vote for, and why. »

Florida Button Update

Now the Florida Button displays the Total Florida Points, instead just the number of FloridApprovals. »

The Difference Between Euthanasia and Torture, Morally and Legally

A video surfaced of a teacher, Dewie Brewton, drowning a raccoon during school. No charges were pressed, he wasn’t fired, and there actually people defending his actions. »

Website Upgraded

We finally upgraded our website server. »

The Buddhist Attitude to Animal Life

Written by: Venerable K. Sri Dhammananda Maha Thera From the book: What Buddhists Believe (Download PDF) Animals are said to be conscious only of the present. They live with no concern for the past or future. Likewise, little children seem to have no notion of the future. They also live in the present until their faculties of […] »

Facebook Shuts Down the “Florida Man” Page Again

The Internet (WTFF) – For at least the second time, the “Florida Man” Facebook page has been shut down. »

Negro Island is right next to Chicken Island in the Tampa Bay

There’s a pair of islands in the Tampa Bay named “Negro Island” and “Chicken Island,” and they’re right next to each other. »

Dramatic Journalism

Not all is as it seems. News media must be dramatic. There are bits of truth and delusion in every article and meme we are exposed to. Without fail, with every expression of reality things are lost, and other things are added. Do not allow your mind to be swayed too quickly, nor respond too […] »

Is It ‘Florida Men’ or ‘Florida Mans’ when referring to the editorial ‘Florida Man?’

It is Florida Mans. ‘Florida Mans’ is the plural form of ‘Florida Man’ because Florida Man and Florida Woman are proper nouns. ‘Florida Woman’ becomes a group of ‘Florida Womans,’  and not simply an ordinary group of ‘Florida women.’ »

“Stand Your Ground” and Race

“Stand Your Ground” legislation has a “quantifiable racial bias” according to a study published in 2015. Vice reports that “from 2005 to 2013, juries were twice as likely to convict the perpetrator of a crime against a white person than against a person of color.” Hopefully by talking openly about these statistics we can one […] »

Emma Gonzalez

Meet the Queen of WTF Florida. The one who triggered all the radical gun nuts. The high school student who made grown men quiver in fear and retaliate with threats, conspiracies, and insults. The one who made so-called “patriots” ridicule survivors for doing their American duty of fighting for civility and humanity by exercising their […] »

News and Advertising

You may have stumbled upon this page from clicking on one of our silly joke ads. Here’s our disclaimer: those ads are not real, they’re only jokes. If you would like to help support WTF Florida, please purchase a donation item on Shop.WTFFlorida.com We try not to inundate our readers with annoying ads. We just […] »

Ordinance of Secession, 1861

About This Document In the wake of Abraham Lincoln’s election to the presidency on November 6, 1860, Governor Madison Starke Perry called for Florida to prepare for secession and to join with other southern states in organizing an independent confederacy. The state legislature voted to hold a statewide election on December 22 for the selection […] »

The Villages

The Villages is the world’s largest retirement community, spanning 3 counties in the middle of Florida. They drive golf carts everywhere, from Publix to the doctor to any place that sells alcohol. Happy hour goes on all day, every day. They line dance, twerk, party and get drunk every night on the three main squares […] »

Introducing The Florida Button

Now on every post there will be a “Florida Button” where you can vote for the Floridaness of whatever you’re reading/seeing. Just click/tap on the Florida Button to “FloridApprove” it. Fuck a Like button, we got our own. You don’t need to register or anything, it’s open, free, and anonymous. »

Site Updates – March 2018

We will rolling out a big upgrade to the site soon. New features include: The Florida Button, which when pressed, will add a vote to the article or image. Fuck a Like button, we got our own now. It’s very preliminary, so please report any bugs or suggestions. Florida Points are the number of FloridApprovals […] »

Happy Birthday Florida (March 3, 1845)

On March 3, 1845, the United States Congress approved the act establishing statehood for Iowa and Florida. This map shows Florida about the time it entered the Union as the 27th state. »

Top 10 Most White Trash Cities in Florida

RoadSnacks did some science. »

Banned from Facebook for 30 Days

Facebook status posts will be delayed for an entire month because they banned me again for posting memes and being silly. Fuck Facebook’s algorithms. And fuck being politically correct. Facebook’s just trying to compensate because they know they fucked up by selling millions of ads to Russians during the elections. Yep, all those “Keep America […] »

Politics are Polytricks

Just to be clear, we don’t take “political party” sides. All of them are stupid, in their own unique way. Peaceful ideals are not enough to cure the divide as the corporate machine has dug its vacuum into politics and extracts power from us for profit. We provide to them the most valuable assets in […] »

Animal abusers in ‘Shark Case’ will appear in court on March 6, 2018

All three men involved in the Shark Case have pleaded not guilty. Their trial will be held on March 6, 2018. Court Documents PDF »