“Stop hitting me!” cried out a Florida Man at 2am on Thursday. Florida Woman Rebecca Lynn Phelps smacked him in retaliation to the request. She screamed with anger and left red marks on his face. She then scratched him. Blood dripped down from the scratch on his arm as he threatened to call 911. Just […] »
County: Pasco
Pasco County Sheriff encourages Florida people to NOT shoot at Hurricane Irma
This had to be said, because, well, Florida… »
Naked Hurricane Party
OK, so Reuters fucked up the information, but thankfully a Facebook fan corrected us. This is actually in Land O’ Lakes, Florida at a clothing optional resort called “Caliente.” »
Florida Man loses 2-year-old while playing fantasy football
Not everyone is cut out for babysitting. Take Holiday, Florida man Jesus Martinez for an example. He’s 27 years old, and like most people who have no real talent or interesting hobbies, he plays fantasy football to numb his miserable existence and fill his brain with irrelevant distractions. While thumbing away mindlessly at his draft […] »
5 arrested after undercover operation unveils illegal activities, Nazi propaganda
NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. – Five known felons were arrested in Pasco County after an undercover investigation unveiled countless illegal activities including hundreds of pages of American Nazi Family propaganda. »
Florida man doesn’t believe wife tried to kill him by setting the bed on fire
James chalks up his wife’s statements to bipolar disorder and her use of drugs... “I love her so much...” »
Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »
Pasco woman set husband’s bed on fire while he was sleeping
PASCO COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) — A Pasco County woman was charged with attempted murder after deputies say she set her estranged husband’s bed on fire while he was sleeping in it. James Brennan, age 58, told investigators that he is estranged from his wife Eva Brennan, age 48, who no longer lives with him […] »
Missed Connections – Tampa Bay
The dating pool here is slim… »
Floridians For Freedom
Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »
Sinkhole Swallows Two Homes in Land O’ Lakes
Two homes built on swamp land were swallowed up by a sinkhole in Pasco County today, July 14th, 2017. »
Florida Woman Gets Impregnated by 11-Year-Old
PORT RICHEY, Fla. – A 25-year-old Florida woman accused of having sex with an 11-year-old boy was arrested on a slew of new charges Tuesday. Police arrested Marissa Ashley Mowry outside the Busch Gardens theme park in Tampa where she works as a food vendor, according to the Tampa Bay Times. »
Bazooka Ricky gets caught in Pasco County
PASCO COUNTY, Fla. – A man sought by Pasco County sheriff’s deputies and known as Bazooka Ricky was off the streets Saturday, officials said. »
Florida Man named Trigger accidentally shoots himself in ankle at Dollar General
HUDSON — A man left a Dollar General store with a gunshot wound Sunday after he was accidentally shot by his own firearm. Jason Trigger, 35, of Port Richey entered the discount store off U.S. 19 in Hudson at about 3:30 p.m. to pick up boxes for a friend. Tucked against his right hip was […] »
Woman calls cops worried semen in thermos might explode
NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. (AP) — A Florida woman trying to get pregnant via artificial insemination called police because she feared the thermos she was using to store sperm and dry ice might explode. Felicia Nevins sought the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office help after she forgot to remove a rubber O-ring from the container. The […] »
Florida teacher who threatened to get students ‘sent back to Africa’, gets suspended
John Sousa, who worked at Wesley Chapel High School in the Tampa Bay area when he allegedly told black students, “Don’t make me call Donald Trump and get you sent back to Africa,” will be transferred to a different school in Pasco County. The white teacher in Florida who allegedly threatened to get Donald Trump […] »