Naked Florida Man breaks into house for sesame seeds

Largo, FL, police said a naked man used a butter knife to break into his neighbor’s house in the middle of the night because he wanted some sesame seeds to put on his hamburger bun.

The homeowner woke up to find Martin Henderson rummaging through his kitchen in the dark, according to WTVT TV in Tampa, FL.

William Loland said the guy wouldn’t leave, so Loland grabbed him by the neck and “escorted him toward the front door.”

“He was still naked,” Loland said to the TV reporter. “I said, ‘You’re lucky I don’t knock you out.”

Henderson said he didn’t think Loland could do that. So Loland punched him twice.

Loland called 911 and the police came and took the naked alleged burglar to jail.

Henderson told the police that he had been smoking spice all day long. Spice is a synthetic form of marijuana that has been known to cause this sort of thing.



Teen arrested after Palm Springs man robbed while holding son

PALM SPRINGS – A man was holding his son in mid-November at his Palm Springs home when five people pulled up in a dark-colored sedan, he told village police.

One held the man at gunpoint and told him to “run the chain,” the man told police. The suspect then ripped the chain necklace off the man’s neck, the man told police. He and the people with him also took the man’s iPhone 4, wedding band and wallet.

More than a month later, Joseph Montag was arrested on armed robbery, aggravated assault and grand theft charges in the November robbery. Full Story ⤳

Florida Man used his baby’s stroller to steal shampoo, prosecco, and cocktail sausages


EUSTIS, Fla. – A 26-year-old man used a baby stroller to steal items from a grocery store, according to law enforcement in Florida.

Shortly before 4:30 p.m. Wednesday, a loss-prevention officer at Publix, said he saw Robert Kevin Hughes walk down the aisles with a baby stroller, then stuffing the stroller with items he didn’t pay for, police said.

After getting caught, investigators said Hughes took off, leaving the infant behind.

Officers said the man stole shampoo, prosecco and cocktail sausages, which were worth just over $22.

“It’s really sad that people have to stoop to that kind of level,” shopper Alyssa Ware said.

A report from the Eustis Police Department said Hughes took off when he was confronted, but left the baby, stroller and items behind. Full Story ⤳

Florida man breaks into home, cooks and eats pizza while inside

Antionne David

A St. Petersburg man is behind bars after he reportedly broke into a St. Pete apartment, stole cash and cooked and ate a pizza while inside.

According to the affidavit, St. Pete police say Antionne David, 31, allegedly broke into a locked apartment at 450 5th Avenue North sometime between October 17th and October 18th.

Police say David forced entry into the residence and once inside he took $35 cash, along with food. He reportedly cooked himself a pizza inside of the victim’s microwave and ate it. Police found David’s fingerprints on the pizza box and in several locations throughout the apartment.

The victim and the suspect do not know each other personally.

David is being held at the Pinellas County jail on $10,000 bond. Full Story ⤳

350-pound Florida Man flees from Walmart with two stolen TVs, leaving behind his pants and ID. Cops then find crack pipe stuffed with Brillo in his anus.

OCTOBER 5–In a scene deserving of a “Yakety Sax” score, a 350-pound Florida man ran from a Walmart with two stolen TVs, but his getaway was compromised when his pants–containing his ID–“fell off as he ran away,” according to cops who yesterday apprehended the suspect, who had a crack pipe stuffed with Brillo buried in his anus at the time of his 3:43 AM arrest.

According to court complaints, Columbus Henderson fled from a Walmart Supercenter in Fort Lauderdale on September 26 with a pair of 40-inch Hisense televisions. Henderson, seen at right, bolted with the merchandise after he allowed a cashier to scan the $298 items. Full Story ⤳

Florida Man robs bank with a Spatula

Brandon Stepherson

Police arrested a 33-year-old Broward County man after they say he robbed a Wells Fargo and committed a home invasion armed with a spatula.

Brandon Stepherson, of Hollywood, was arrested on an unarmed robbery charge by the Fort Myers Police Department and armed home invasion count by the Lee County Sheriff’s Office.

Authorities nabbed by K-9 units 24 minutes after they say he robbed the Wells Fargo at 9250 Ben C. Pratt/Six Mile Cypress Parkway about 5:40 p.m. Wednesday outside the house where the home invasion occurred.

Brandon Stepherson, who robbed a bank with a spatula

A man at the home told investigators that went inside the Old Hickory Boulevard house after smoking on the back porch when he found Stepherson standing in his kitchen, according to a sheriff’s office arrest report.

He said that Stepherson demanded the keys to the car parked out front, but the man said he didn’t have the keys.

Stepherson started pulling keys off the hook on the wall before he “armed himself with a plastic spatula and used a set of keys as a weapon (between his knuckles,)” the report said.

Stepherson then said to the man: “I don’t want to hurt you, give me the keys to the car,” the report said.

The men started yelling at each other and Stepherson tackled him to the ground. Another man in the house joined in on the fight and Stepherson ran out of the home, one of the men flagged down an officer, who arrested Stepherson.

Between the charges from the two different agencies, Stepherson is being held on a total of $350,000 bond.

The Florida Highway Patrol and FBI helped with the investigation.


Florida Man tries selling a stolen car back to the owner

Here we have an ambitious young man living in Daytona. At only 20 years old, Devin Hoyt-Thayer came up with a clever way to capitalize on a car he recently stole.

This Daytona resident stole a car and tried selling it back to the owner for a hunna fiddy dollars

Walter Potts, who was the victim of this car theft, received a phone call from Devin who told him he knew where the car was. Potts was told to show up at the Save-a-Lot at 288 Nova Road, with $150, where someone would deliver the keys.

So they met. Cops were waiting inside an unmarked vehicle watching the whole thing.

The police report states that when Devin arrived at the Save-a-Lot and showcased the keys in all his salesperson glory , officers stepped up. Devin noticed this and started running toward the parking lot of O’Reilly Auto Parts, 145 N. Nova. He tried hiding inside, but obviously was not at ninja level, given the fact he spent Monday night at Volusia County Branch Jail.

In fact, Devin was simply “hiding” in the aisle of the store, presumably acting like a nonchalant shopper. After ditching the keys, our young business man thought he could trick these pigs.

His bail is only $2,500 which is still a massive number compared to the $150 he tried to score for this stolen vehicle. Maybe he’s not such a bad person, I mean that’s a good deal for a car… He told the cops he only charged Walter ten bucks for the car keys.

Nice try Devin… but as far as actually thinking this would work… WTF?

So here is today’s marketing plan brought to you from Florida:

  1. Steal car
  2. Locate owner
  3. Offer to sell the car back to the owner
  4. Profit

Selling stolen motorcycles on Facebook is a bad idea

This 19 year old Fruitland Park resident, Casey Robert Dean, is in jail after stealing two motorcycles and selling them on Facebook.

Casey Robert Dean sold stolen dirt bikes on Facebook

Allegedly, he stole two dirt bikes from someone’s garage. In a stroke of brilliance he decided to sell them via Facebook post. In the first transaction he got an Xbox 360 and fifty bucks… then he scored a sweet pressure washer in a Sam’s parking lot in Lady Lake. Both of these transactions were initiated and discussed on Facebook. Our young entrepreneur is now is now facing $12,000 bond.

Police interviewed the kid and he told them “it was just a crazy idea” and that he was “learning from it.”

So I hope we all learned that it’s a bad idea to steal motorcycles and then sell them on Facebook. Thanks Florida Man, we all learned something today.



Florida Man on probation for autotheft heads to police station (in a stolen vehicle) to pick up some stuff he left in another stolen vehicle.


Of course this happened in Tampa, the butthole of Florida. This guy actually showed up at a police station in a stolen car, to pick up his personal items that he left in ANOTHER stolen car… yo that’s way too easy for these cops, at least make them work a little…