TAMPA, Fla. (AP) – A 4-year-old Florida girl has died after accidentally pulling the trigger of a gun when she reached into her grandmother’s purse for candy. »
Girl, 4, shoots self while grabbing candy in grandma’s purse
Tag: Guns
Store Owner May Be Charged For Shooting When Florida Man Stole Beer
COCOA, Florida – The owner of a convenience store may face a criminal charge after he fired a gun when a Florida man attempted to steal beer on Wednesday in Cocoa, Florida. Around 10 a.m. on September 20, 2017, a Brevard County Sheriff’s Deputy was in the area of a Chevron convenience store located at […] »
Florida Man scams women by pretending to have cancer; pulls gun on reporter
Sometimes good things happen in Florida. Cute headlines make national news against the torrent of derelicts that toply rank our Florida Man articles. These good headlines are not always what they seem. Take for instance: “Florida Man With Terminal Cancer Fulfills Dying Wish, Marries a Long Lost Love After Reconnecting on Facebook…” Sounds great, eh? […] »
Suicidal Woman Shot by Winter Park Police
Orwin Manor is a ritzy little neighborhood in Orlando. Within one of these overpriced homes near the intersection of Harmon and Wisconsin Avenue lives a couple, who like many Florida couples, made it onto our website. As would anyone living in a city completely devoid of culture or quality entertainment, the girl living in this […] »
Hurricane Season is Mother Nature’s Remedy for Tourists
Tourists… They come here lifting their sun-screened noses high in the air, soaking sun rays into their cold decaying bodies. Midwestern baby boomers, teetering on the edge of death, with no concern for the future, arrive in flocks. They go to Disney a few times and fall in love. Then they move here. They […] »
Evacuations = Instant Concealed Weapon Licenses for Everyone in Florida
Thanks to an amendment made in 2015 by Rick Scott, anytime Florida issues a mandatory evacuation, you are automatically allowed to carry a concealed weapon, even if you don’t have a concealed weapon license. https://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill/2015/0290/BillText/er/PDF 2015-concealed-weapon-bill-evacuation.pdf This is great news for everyone. Now we can shoot back at any hurricane that threatens us. Lock and […] »
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Florida Man shoots rabid fox after trying to kill it with his iPhone
Henry “Butch” Antauer, 74, was picking up fallen tree branches at his cabin home when he came across a common sight — a fox. »
Florida Man Shoots Wife to Showcase Fashionable Armor
Imagine a world where you can safely go to Publix without some idiot “standing their ground” and killing you. Imagine this kind of safety, while also looking sexy… Thanks to Miguel Caballero, it’s now possible. He’s bringing the works of his company “MC Armor” to Miami, offering fashionable bullet-proof clothing to The Gunshine State. »
Law Enforcement in Florida
Shirtless Micanopy Man threatens parents with rifle and dead possum
“Get off my road!” he yelled at parents outside a school waiting to pick up their kids. »
Costanza Gun
Florida Costanza Moment: When you from Florida and can’t think of a good comeback so instead you just shoot ’em in the fuckin’ face and yell “STAND YOUR GROUND!” costanza: A Costanza is not being able to come up with a quick retort. Instead of being able to think on the spot, a Constanza […] »
Stand Your Ground
The nice thing about living in Florida, is that if some little bitch ass faggot starts talking shit, you can LEGALLY shoot them in the fucking face, and not go to jail. It’s our kick-ass law called “Stand Your Ground,” or “STAND YER GROWND!” in Florida dialect. »
Florida police fatally shoot woman threatening suicide
Authorities say a Florida police SWAT team shot and killed an armed woman who had been threatening suicide. The Broward County Sheriff’s Office says a Sunrise Police SWAT team went to an apartment Friday where an armed woman had barricaded herself inside and was threatening to kill herself. Sheriff’s spokeswoman Veda Coleman-Wright said in a […] »
2 dead bodies found in Weirsdale Dollar General parking lot
UPDATE: A local anonymous tip claims that the 2 dead bodies had bullet holes in them, though news source have not stated that. WEIRSDALE — Two bodies were found Saturday morning inside a vehicle parked in a Dollar General parking lot. As of 11:30 a.m., the Marion County Sheriff’s Office was not providing identities of […] »
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Off-duty deputy saves couple from burning car by shooting it
Two people were trapped in their vehicle on Moccasin Wallow Road, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office. »
Panama City Beach homeowner responds to group of burglars with AK-47
Homeowner fired in self-defense after awakening to three teens breaking into the family’s vehicles. »
Landlord facing first-degree murder charges after eviction goes wrong
An eviction turned deadly Friday night and a landlord is now in jail on a first-degree murder charge after police say he shot a tenant living at his parent’s Duck Key home. Ryan Wilder, 32, of Winter Springs, Fla. is being held in county jail in Marathon on no bond. Monroe County Sheriff’s Office detectives […] »
Florida Man pulls out replica AR-15 rifle after a McDonald’s ran out of ice cream
DELRAY BEACH, Fla. – A Delray Beach man wasn’t happy that a nearby McDonald’s didn’t have any ice cream, so he pulled out a replica AR-15 rifle while he waited in the drive-thru line, police said. Jerry Henry was arrested Monday after the incident at the McDonald’s on Linton Boulevard. »
Florida man gets 6 years for firing gun while taking selfie
TAMPA, Fla. — A Florida man has been sentenced to six years and five months in prison for accidentally shooting a gun while taking a selfie in a strip club restroom. The U.S. Attorney’s Office in Tampa announced 34-year-old Rorn Sorn’s sentencing Monday. The Asian Pride Gang member pleaded guilty in April to possessing a […] »
South Florida man confesses to accidentally shooting wife 30 years after claiming suicide
James O'Neil, 83, arrested after daughter says he revealed truth to her. »
Florida Man points gun at self-defense teacher, tells him ‘martial arts are crap’
PORT ST. LUCIE – A Port St. Lucie parent was arrested Sunday after he pointed a loaded gun at a Grace Christian Academy self-defense instructor and told him “martial arts are crap”, city police said. “Bang, you’re dead. No way you could have got me before I pulled it out,” George Meyer, 61, reportedly said. […] »
How medical marijuana prescription affects your right to bear arms
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. – An admitted alcoholic can legally purchase a firearm in Florida, but a recent change to a federal firearm transaction form makes it clear a person who has been prescribed medical marijuana might be giving up their second amendment rights. Everyone who buys a gun fills out ATF form number 4473. It asks […] »
Gunshots in Florida
Florida, despite its fascination with guns, is actually pretty peaceful… at least out in the country parts. Nothing is more soothing than hearing the rapid fire of a semi-automatic weapon coming from your neighbor’s house after church on Sunday. On the real, old Florida Natives just enjoy shooting. Most of us aren’t violent, but we […] »
Kendall Man Shoots AAA Contractor and Beats Dead Body With Cane
MIAMI-DADE COUNTY, Fla. – Local 10 News obtained home surveillance video on Friday that showed the moment a AAA contractor was shot dead by a man in Kendall. »
5 arrested after undercover operation unveils illegal activities, Nazi propaganda
NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. – Five known felons were arrested in Pasco County after an undercover investigation unveiled countless illegal activities including hundreds of pages of American Nazi Family propaganda. »
Being a Florida Kid
70-year-old Tequesta Man pulls a gun out in Publix checkout line
After a man yelled at him in a Publix parking lot, a 70-year-old suburban Tequesta man is accused of confronting him in the check-out line and lifting his shirt to show his gun. Tequesta police arrested Lazare Cohen on Thursday on charges of improper exhibit of a firearm and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, […] »
Alex Kompothecras from MTV’s ‘Siesta Key’ Shoots a Hammerhead Shark
SIGN THE PETITION TO INDICT HIM FOR ANIMAL ABUSE Authorities in Florida are investigating after footage emerges of a man laughing as he pumps bullet after bullet into a bleeding endangered animal. The bullets pierce the gills, and he is seen laughing as the shark dies a very slow and agonizing death. The shooter in […] »
Florida Man Brings an Umbrella to a Gun Fight at Fort Walton Beach
FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. (WKRG) — A Florida Man used a beach umbrella to hit another Florida Man who brought a gun to the beach, and it was all caught on camera. “This is what happens when you bring an umbrella to a gun fight,” wrote Wes Woodin in a post online. Apparently, the man […] »
Federal agent shoots himself in the foot at Orlando International Airport
Florida’s stupidity is contagious. A federal agent wearing an American flag T-shirt reading “PROUD,” accidentally shot himself in the foot in the Orlando International Airport this afternoon. »
A strip club, a fight, two car crashes, gunfire and a bullet-riddled car and driver
Elton Jones got into an argument with a security guard as he was leaving a North Miami-Dade strip joint early Monday morning, police said. Moments later the fight escalated into a man being hit by a car, two car crashes, gunfire and ultimately Jones being detained and taken to the hospital with bullet wounds. “He […] »
Marion woman brings child to convenience store armed robbery, deputies say
A woman is facing felony charges after deputies say she brought her 10-year-old child to an armed robbery in Marion County Friday night. Deputies said 30-year-old Christina Gaud was the driver of the getaway vehicle while her accomplice, 33-year-old Rodney Snow, robbed the shop, according to a press release from the Marion County Sheriff’s Office. […] »
Florida to Pay Legal Fees in Case That Kept Doctors From Discussing Guns
Florida has agreed to pay $1.1 million in legal fees to lawyers who sued the state over a 2011 law that barred doctors from talking to patients about gun ownership, according to a gun control organization involved in the case. The organization, the Brady Center to Prevent Gun Violence, said Gov. Rick Scott of Florida […] »
Florida Man asks neighbors for salt, then holds them hostage with gun and knife
Gunman told 99-year-old neighbor he wanted $50,000 »
Hialeah Man shoots out AT&T truck tires
HIALEAH, Fla. – A Hialeah man was captured on surveillance video Wednesday morning shooting out the tires of a utility truck after workers parked in front of his home. The incident was reported shortly after 11 a.m. at 620 SE Fifth Place. Hialeah police Sgt. Carl Zogby said AT&T trucks were hanging lines on utility […] »
Three people shot outside a Florida health department
Three people were shot outside a Florida health department Monday afternoon, authorities say. Deputies responded to shooting outside the Belle Glade Health Department where they found three people with gunshot wounds, the Palm Beach Sheriff’s Office said. »
Guns and Beer
Florida Woman’s Gun Accidentally Fires, Shoots Mall at Millenia Shopper in Leg
The Orlando Sentinel reports the shooting happened outside the Mall at Millenia on Saturday. Orlando police Lt. Robert Terrell says a handgun in a woman’s purse accidentally fired a bullet through her bag and hit the victim in the lower leg. This happened outside the mall, near the Macy’s department story. The victim/shooter was taken […] »
