The sun is shining, the weather is warm, and the summer of Florida Man continues unabated. Deputies with the Marion County Sheriff’s Office arrested the driver of a little red Corvette in Ocala, Florida last weekend after he was reportedly seen driving at 100 mph on surface streets, but at least it was easy this […] »
County: Marion
Marion County Sheriff’s Officer encounters a wild bear
To everyone watching this video… the behavior is exactly what NOT to do if you see a wild bear out here in Florida. Please don’t make eye contact with them, and for fuck’s sake… please don’t say “Hey buddy…” to invite them over, as tempting as that may be. While they probably won’t rip your […] »
Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »
Marion woman brings child to convenience store armed robbery, deputies say
A woman is facing felony charges after deputies say she brought her 10-year-old child to an armed robbery in Marion County Friday night. Deputies said 30-year-old Christina Gaud was the driver of the getaway vehicle while her accomplice, 33-year-old Rodney Snow, robbed the shop, according to a press release from the Marion County Sheriff’s Office. […] »
Floridians For Freedom
Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »
Wild Monkeys Attack Family at Silver Springs State Park in Ocala
OCALA – A family from Estero had a frightening experience at Silver Springs, when they came across a group of rhesus monkeys. At first, the monkeys were just hanging out, but after a few minutes they became upset and started growling, hissing, and chasing people. Nobody was hurt, in fact, Susie Ramsey and her family […] »
Old Lady Drives Car into Marion County Sheriff’s Office
If you thought you had a bad day yesterday, at least you didn't drive through the front doors of a Sheriff's Office... »
Naked Florida Man Tries To Open Police Car
Marion County Sheriff’s Office Deputies discovered Andrew Humpries, 18 walking around without clothes on. They believe he was a driver that left a scene of a nearby accident. »
Man put cigarette out on girl’s head
Marion County sheriff’s deputies arrested a man they say battered a 16-year-old girl. Deputies responded to the 5700 block of Southeast 164th Avenue, Ocklawaha, following reports of child abuse. The juvenile told deputies that Jimmie Driskell, 43, grabbed her by the hair and pulled her to the ground. She said Driskell then punched her in […] »
Florida Man defensively parks his gigantic truck on top of road-raging Camry
OCALA – An 18-year-old Florida Man said he backed his Ford F-150 onto a Toyota Camry on Wednesday afternoon following a road rage incident in order to protect his girlfriend and an 11-month-old who was in the pickup truck, police said. According to an arrest affidavit, Adalberto Aponte, 53, said he got into a verbal […] »
Ocala Man conspires to bomb Target stores to make company’s stock plummet
OCALA, Fla. – An Ocala man is accused of conspiring to bomb Target stores from New York to Florida in order to cheaply buy stocks. Federal investigators said Mark Barnett, 48, offered someone $10,000 to put homemade bombs in the stores. According to a criminal complaint, the unnamed family member received 10 homemade bombs, which […] »
Anonymous reveals Kent Guinn, mayor of Ocala, as a member of the KKK
Good ol’ Slowcala: full of meth heads, wannabe-cowboy horse lovers, ghetto thugs, white trash, and clansmen. You can thank Anonymous for the heads up: https://pastebin.com/Yh2muT9r »