Milton (WTFF) – A Floridian was filmed bathing in a dish-washing basin at Wendy’s. »
Tag: Floridians
Florida Natives Make Up 36% of Florida’s Population
Florida (WTFF) – Out of the 20,984,400 people living in Florida, 7,546,073 of them were born here. »
Transient Attacks McDonald’s Worker Over Straw
St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A Florida transient who attacked a McDonald’s worker because he couldn’t find a straw has been sentenced to 60 days in jail. »
Deputy Jails Floridian for 41 Days over Laundry Detergent
Stuart (WTFF) – A Floridian spent nearly 6 weeks in jail because a deputy found laundry detergent in his car. »
Floridian Rides Bike with Dead Shark in Palm Beach
Posted on Twitter with the caption: Palm Beach nigga on a bike with a dead shark on his back »
Floridian arrested after mooning people in Target
Stuart (WTFF) – A Floridian is facing a felony and three misdemeanors after reportedly mooning people in Target and having a little weed at his house. »
Flo Rida
One of our readers asked several important questions about WTF Florida: “Hey you know how you guys are in Florida and there’s that one guy called Flo Rida? Are you both related? Am I racist for asking?” Here is our answer: We’re all related, in some abstract way. But no, he’s not an official sponsor. […] »
Florida Cults
Armless Floridian Stabs Tourist After Getting Punched in Head
Miami (WTFF) – A Floridian with no arms was arrested after defending himself against a tourist who punched him in the head while he was sleeping. »
Darkness
Ticked off Transplant reportedly attacks a Floridian family in their truck while yelling “I’ll f*cking shoot you!”
Clermont (WTFF) – A New York born Transplant reportedly chased down and punched a father driving with his two young daughters. »
Silver Springs Park is Under Attack
Silver Springs (WTFF) – First they destroyed Wild Waters. Now Rick Scott and his bureaucrats are chipping away at Silver Springs Park, directly against the wishes and demands of Floridians. »
Floridian Woman Wrestles AK-47 From Home Invaders
Altamonte Springs (WTFF) – A Floridian woman was able to fight off two men who broke into her apartment with an AK-47. »
Not From Florida Starter Kit
Roach Crawls in Sleeping Florida Woman’s Ear
A true Floridian nightmare came true for Katie Holley. A cockroach, one of those “flying, horrifying monsters,” as she describes it, crawled up her ear while she was sleeping. »
Train Track Choice
Emma Gonzalez
Meet the Queen of WTF Florida. The one who triggered all the radical gun nuts. The high school student who made grown men quiver in fear and retaliate with threats, conspiracies, and insults. The one who made so-called “patriots” ridicule survivors for doing their American duty of fighting for civility and humanity by exercising their […] »
Add Yer Florida Points
Floridian Stands His Ground Against Armed Burglars in Jacksonville
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Floridian was able to defend himself during an armed home invasion by pulling out his own guns and shooting at the intruders. “They messed with the wrong house,” said the homeowner to Action News Jax, wearing a menacing eye patch and all black attire. The two men put a gun to his […] »
Floridians block a hit-and-run driver in Hialeah
This is why you should never try to leave the scene of an accident in Florida. Our people will block you, and chase you with hammers. Here’s the video to prove it… »
Floridians block hit-and-run driver from escaping, smash his car with a sledge hammer
Hialeah (WTFF) A hit-and-run incident turned into chaos on Sunday when the driver tried to get away and was blocked by various drivers, including one wielding a sledge hammer. #FloridaStrong »