(WTFF) – Put on extra pairs of socks before you step into your sandals this week, because Florida’s gonna get really f*cking cold and we’re all gonna die*. »
It’s gonna be really f*cking cold in Florida; impending snow, death, mayhem
County: Washington
North Florida Dad Leaves Child in Hot Car at Hardee’s, says, “What’s the big deal?”
The Florida sun is a double-edged sword. On the bright side, our winters are amazing. On the even brighter side, it can literally kill you. »
Florida dad threatens to blow up school in Chipley
CHIPLEY – Imagine you’re at Kate Smith Elementary school waiting to pick up your kid, only to find that you’re not authorized… Jonathan Allen, 32, had this experience on August 28, after his estranged wife removed him from the list of persons authorized to pick up the child from school. Years of Florida sun have […] »
Panama City Beach homeowner responds to group of burglars with AK-47
Homeowner fired in self-defense after awakening to three teens breaking into the family’s vehicles. »
Let’s Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up
Dear Floridians (and everybody else), Florida’s a fucked up place. From animal abusers to angry ex-cops to Zimmerman to horse fuckers, we have plenty of issues. WTF Florida is your source for these fucked up news articles, and we encourage hysterical laughter at the zany headlines coming out of the Gunshine State. After the laughter […] »
Floridians For Freedom
Only the “Right Of Adults To Cannabis” amendment can secure your RIGHT to possess, cultivate, and use cannabis in a manner similar to your 2nd amendment right to “keep and bear arms” … think about that for a minute. Whether you agree or disagree with Americans right to gun ownership, the strength of this protected […] »
