Tag: Sex

Tampa Man Escaping Irma Gets Arrested for Lewdness in Massachusetts

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Trampites are a peculiar species. Here in Florida, we just get used to their antics. We smile and nod as they describe their disturbing sexual escapades. We adapt to their unpredictability; from their avoidance of using turn signals to their random public masturbation, we find ways to safely share the beautiful state of Florida with […] »

Republican Ross Spano Proposes a Bill Declaring Porn a Public Health Crisis

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Living in Florida can be stressful. More often than not, an ejaculation can safely unravel the knotted web of frustration spun into our minds by the scolding heat and insanity that we face on a daily basis. Porn helps with this release immensely, especially for those on a tight schedule. Most people can agree it’s […] »

Florida Woman Punches Husband Who Interrupted Her Masturbating

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Let’s meet Garrett and Flavia Higgs, a Port St. Lucie couple in their early 40’s. Like most Florida couples, they have issues. For over a year, they’ve been sleeping in separate beds and have been denying each other the sweet release of orgasm. The avoidance of intimacy influences human emotions with great intensity. Unless you’ve […] »

Florida Man seeks threesome to ‘ride out the hericane’

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Just in case you’re interested, here’s the original link: https://keys.craigslist.org/m4w/d/do-you-need-place-to-ride-out/6296305618.html do you need a place to ride out storm (jacksonville) hello ladys single man here looking for any single women needing a place to stay in Jacksonville to ride out the hericane i live alone but hate to sleep alone its more fun to cuddle […] »

Florida man stops to have sex during burglary

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A Florida man felt that the most opportune time to engage in a sexual act was in the middle of a burglary. Surveillance footage shows the man backing his truck into a parking lot at Twin Lakes Pool and BBQ in Cooper City on July 27, according to the Broward Sheriff’s Office. The man briefly […] »

South Florida man sentenced after disemboweling girlfriend during sex

Fidel Lopez
A judge sentenced a Fort Lauderdale man to life in prison on Thursday after he confessed to disemboweling his girlfriend for screaming her ex-husband’s name during sex. Fidel Lopez, 25, pleaded guilty to first-degree murder and sexual battery to avoid the death penalty, according to WPLG. On Sept. 20, 2015, officers responded to Lopez’s apartment […] »

Florida Man, 76, shoots wife in butt after she refuses sex

Donald Royce
An elderly newlywed who told police he had yet to consummate his marriage allegedly shot his wife in the butt for refusing his advances. Donald Royce, 76, of Lehigh Acres, Florida, admitted to authorities that he shot his wife after an argument about the couple’s sleeping arrangements. Royce told deputies from the Lee County Sheriff’s […] »

Naples woman arrested for having sex with dogs

Miranda Johns
A Naples woman was arrested by Collier County deputies for having sex with dogs. Miranda Johns, 21, was arrested Monday and charged with three counts of engaging in sexual conduct with an animal. According to an arrest report, deputies were interviewing a man about a sexual battery case involving Johns. The individual denied battering Johns […] »
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