Perry (WTFF) – A Floridian exercising his right to film governmental officers engaged in public duties was chased out of a courthouse by the sheriff and his deputy. »
We would like to take a moment to honor and thank everyone who died or spent time locked in a cage for providing a valuable service to U.S. residents. Those who were punished by a violent and oppressive state for exercising their supposed liberty and freedom, we salute you. The most dangerous thing about “illegal […] »
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (CNS) -- A group calling itself Sensible Florida has been gathering petitions to force a vote on legalizing recreational marijuana in Florida. »
Basically, we ain’t responsible for shit, you ain’t responsible for shit, everyone can say whatever the fuck they want. Nobody can (successfully) sue us for libel, because our shit’s tight and we only report facts directly from arrest affidavits or other news sources. Nobody can sue use for making fun of them because of 17 […] »
Photographed in Fort Lauderdale on A1A heading north, right before Las Olas. The billboard references our Florida hero, Dillon Webb, who bravely got arrested for writing “I eat ass” on his pickup truck. »
The law just writes “STATE OF FLORIDA” in the victim box when victimless “crimes” of a harmless and consensual nature are committed on the peninsula. »
Lake City (WTFF) – A man defending his First Amendment right was arrested Sunday afternoon for a sticker on his truck’s window that one deputy alleged violates a state obscenity law. »
United States (WTFF) – A decision made in a federal appeals court has determined that presenting the middle finger to law enforcement officers is protected by the Constitution. »
Mount Dora (WTFF) – Mayor Nick Girone plans to publicly apologize to a couple who got fined over $10,000 for painting their house like Vincent Van Gogh’s “Starry Night.” »
Now y’all Florida Crackers know how the hood feels. It’s not fun when the government singles out something you enjoy and makes it illegal, is it? It’s not fair when your hobbies are painted as violent and dangerous, is it? Harry Anslinger started the war on weed by convincing many gullible, racist fucks that it […] »
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Floridian was able to defend himself during an armed home invasion by pulling out his own guns and shooting at the intruders. “They messed with the wrong house,” said the homeowner to Action News Jax, wearing a menacing eye patch and all black attire. The two men put a gun to his […] »
Facebook status posts will be delayed for an entire month because they banned me again for posting memes and being silly. Fuck Facebook’s algorithms. And fuck being politically correct. Facebook’s just trying to compensate because they know they fucked up by selling millions of ads to Russians during the elections. Yep, all those “Keep America […] »
Ross Spano, a Florida lawmaker running for Attorney General who declared pornography a “public health crisis” was essentially trolled by Rep. Jared Moskowitz, who filed nine amendments to Spano’s ridiculous House Bill 157 on Monday. »
If you’ve been online at all today, you already know what happened. Vice.com tells it like it is: Net Neutrality Is Being Stolen From Us in a Fucked Up, Undemocratic Heist. Read that article first if you’re just now hearing about this. It’s a good overview. »