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Odessa Man crashes homemade helicopter into house
HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY, Fla. – A Florida man crashed his homemade helicopter into a house in Hillsborough County, officials said. A Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office news release said Bradley Bates, 51, called 911 Monday evening after his small aircraft came to a rest on the roof of a Tampa-area home. »
Florida Man calls 12-year-old boy the n-word, punches out his teeth; is not arrested
Brittany Graham was at work when she received a FaceTime call from her 12-year-old son Malikai, showing how his two front teeth had been knocked out by a 27-year-old man he said called him the “n-word.” The man, Vincent Cefalo, 27, of Port Charlotte, has not been arrested, but the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office has […] »
Girl, 4, shoots self while grabbing candy in grandma’s purse
TAMPA, Fla. (AP) – A 4-year-old Florida girl has died after accidentally pulling the trigger of a gun when she reached into her grandmother’s purse for candy. »
Flaming Pumpkins Block Traffic on I-75 near Tampa
Florida got an early start on their Halloween decorating, albeit in a very unorthodox way… A semi-truck carrying pumpkins crashed into a guard rail on I-75 near Tampa, then exploded. »
Florida Man Gives Up Trying to Teach Middle Schoolers in Jacksonville
A Duval County teacher is suspended without pay after students allegedly flashed their breasts and twerked in his classroom. »
Florida Woman Seduces Linemen into Fixing Her Power after Irma
ABC Action News reports: FORT MYERS, Fla. — A Florida woman got creative with spare spray paint and plywood and made a sign to get the power company’s attention. “I thought that all of my neighbors would get a huge kick out of it,” said Kynse Agles. She posed for a photo next to her […] »
Suicidal Woman Shot by Winter Park Police
Orwin Manor is a ritzy little neighborhood in Orlando. Within one of these overpriced homes near the intersection of Harmon and Wisconsin Avenue lives a couple, who like many Florida couples, made it onto our website. As would anyone living in a city completely devoid of culture or quality entertainment, the girl living in this […] »
Sign language interpreter used gibberish, warned of bears, monsters during Hurricane Irma update
Jane Smith kindly interpreted the complete nonsense this Manatee County Man was signing. Go follow her on Twitter @Just_J4now to show some love and support. She’s facing some backlash and could use some encouraging words from real Floridians to prove that we’re not all this ignorant here… Officials in Manatee County, Florida are under fire […] »
Florida Couple Escaping Hurricane Irma Crash Car into Atlanta Hotel Swimming Pool
ACWORTH, Ga. – Two Floridians who fled to metro Atlanta to escape Hurricane Irma credit a local police department with helping them recover from a freak accident here that almost cost them their lives. »
Florida idiot plans to tie himself to post during Hurricane Irma
This morning, a Miami man told an NBC reporter that he plans to secure his shirtless body to a post outside while the Category 4 Hurricane Irma hits. »
Florida HQ on Hurricane Irma
Irma on track to be the most catastrophic storm for Florida, says Governor Rick Scott “Hurricane Irma is beginning to better, err, to batter the Florida Keys with dangerous winds…” One good thing about our state is we have very interpretive interpreters… »
Florida Man seeks threesome to ‘ride out the hericane’
Just in case you’re interested, here’s the original link: https://keys.craigslist.org/m4w/d/do-you-need-place-to-ride-out/6296305618.html do you need a place to ride out storm (jacksonville) hello ladys single man here looking for any single women needing a place to stay in Jacksonville to ride out the hericane i live alone but hate to sleep alone its more fun to cuddle […] »
Florida man falls to death installing storm shutters ahead of Hurricane Irma
DAVIE, Fla. – The first Hurricane Irma-related death to be reported in South Florida happened Thursday in Davie, authorities said. Davie police said a 57-year-old man died after falling off a ladder while putting up shutters at a home in the Shenandoah area. “I never seen anything like that in my life, though. So, it’s […] »
Polk County Sheriff’s Office tells evacuees seeking shelter from Hurricane Irma that they will be escorted to jail if they have a warrant
Redditor GALACTICA-Actual has a brilliant exposition on this: I’m ex law enforcement, and yes, this was an asshole move. I don’t know anything about this guy, so I’m not going to try to speak to his motivations, but this is problematic in a few ways. Yes, if we run someone for a warrant and they […] »
Florida Man loses 2-year-old while playing fantasy football
Not everyone is cut out for babysitting. Take Holiday, Florida man Jesus Martinez for an example. He’s 27 years old, and like most people who have no real talent or interesting hobbies, he plays fantasy football to numb his miserable existence and fill his brain with irrelevant distractions. While thumbing away mindlessly at his draft […] »
Florida Man shoots rabid fox after trying to kill it with his iPhone
Henry “Butch” Antauer, 74, was picking up fallen tree branches at his cabin home when he came across a common sight — a fox. »
Florida Man Shoots Wife to Showcase Fashionable Armor
Imagine a world where you can safely go to Publix without some idiot “standing their ground” and killing you. Imagine this kind of safety, while also looking sexy… Thanks to Miguel Caballero, it’s now possible. He’s bringing the works of his company “MC Armor” to Miami, offering fashionable bullet-proof clothing to The Gunshine State. »
Captain who admitted drinking Long Island Ice Teas before grounding yacht gets deal
Will not face BUI charge, despite admission »
Tampa Teacher fired after tweeting about Harvey being Karma
TAMPA (tampabay.com) — A tweet suggesting that the devastation of Hurricane Harvey was “instant karma” for the red state of Texas has cost a University of Tampa professor his job — making him just the latest academic fired for off-duty speech. The University first distanced itself from sociology professor Kenneth L. Storey on Monday. But […] »
Schools in Venice refuse to close during flooding; school bus nearly capsizes
VENICE, FL (WWSB) – The Venice Police Department was on the scene of a school bus taking on water Monday morning. Around 7 a.m., officers helped rescue three special needs students and two adults from the school bus on East Venice Avenue around 7 a.m. Everyone is Ok and no injuries were reported. Source: mysuncoast.com »
Florida police fatally shoot woman threatening suicide
Authorities say a Florida police SWAT team shot and killed an armed woman who had been threatening suicide. The Broward County Sheriff’s Office says a Sunrise Police SWAT team went to an apartment Friday where an armed woman had barricaded herself inside and was threatening to kill herself. Sheriff’s spokeswoman Veda Coleman-Wright said in a […] »
2 dead bodies found in Weirsdale Dollar General parking lot
UPDATE: A local anonymous tip claims that the 2 dead bodies had bullet holes in them, though news source have not stated that. WEIRSDALE — Two bodies were found Saturday morning inside a vehicle parked in a Dollar General parking lot. As of 11:30 a.m., the Marion County Sheriff’s Office was not providing identities of […] »
Trump Supporter and Televangelist, Paula White, sells eternal life for $1,144
Every president and presidential candidate boasts of having spiritual leaders in their lives, but Donald Trump’s is making money selling desperate Christians eternal life for the bargain price of $1,144. Despite all of Trump’s statements mocking the religion of others, televangelist Paula White is apparently responsible for leading Donald Trump to Christ. However, she might […] »
