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Category: Memes
Memery from the Funshine State.
Memes categories:
White Terrorist Bingo
Teacher Corps
Stop School Bullies
Facebook Prison
Mainstream Media
Not everything is as it seems. Take a few breaths and research things. Be patient. Anger is a stupid emotion, and is frequently exploited by media companies. Same with fear. Pay attention. Stop believing in the characterizations of people that dehumanize us. Not all liberals want 72 genders on forms. Not all conservatives believe that […] »
From Bully to Friend
Spotting Creatures at the Beach
Florida’s home to a wide variety of creatures. Even if you’re not a zoologist, you can easily identify many of these animals based on their distinct tracks. Print out this handy field guide and impress your friends with your wildlife knowledge! »
The Morning Sun
Journalism
Everything in our news category is real. Everything we quote from arrest affidavits are written verbatim. We cite all our sources. That being said, we are often completely unprofessional in our condemning and ridiculous descriptions of Florida Man and Florida Woman. Without that layer of psychological protection against the sinister nature of these horrific events, […] »
Snek
Real Floridians ain’t afraid of no snakes. »
Fake Rednecks
The “I’m a Florida teenager and want to act like I was born country” starter kit. »
Pollen
(Sneezes in Florida.) »
The 2nd Amendment
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. »
The Villages: Beer and STDs
Thanks to Viagra, The Villages is a goldmine of lemon parties. Thanks to alcoholism and Gen Xer, Baby Boomer culture, booze are plentiful. Thanks to the Morse family, this bubble exists in the middle of Florida. The STD rate is actually pretty low in Lake, Sumter, and Marion counties, but The Villagers do like to […] »
Move Over Florida
As a general rule of thumb, if someone points a gun at you, they have the right-of-way. If you see a shootout taking place behind you, MOVE OVER and let them pass. Try not to get shot. »
How many children have to die before you support gun control?
NRA Lobbying for Schools
The NRA is lobbying hard to eliminate the problem of overcrowded classrooms in Florida. More dead kids = less crowded classrooms. Don’t let the liberal media trick you into believing that the NRA doesn’t care about kids and schools. We care more about our profits than we do about the lives of your children, but […] »
People from Michigan
When Michigan sends its people to Florida, they’re not sending the best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems. They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime. They’re rapists and some, I assume, are good people, but I speak to Floridians and they’re telling us what we’re getting. -WTF Florida Disclaimer […] »
Happy Valentine’s Day
Florida Train Challenge
Symbiotic Grandparents
Florida Man often survives harsh winters by moving in with his grandparents and stealing stuff from their house to pay for drugs. Such is the symbiotic nature of this delicate Florida balance. It’s one of the realities behind our headlines. »
Blue Balls
Public service announcement to all the young, naïve girls dating a Florida Man: Nobody really dies from blue balls. They’re just trying to guilt you into having sex. The sperm does not “crawl into the brain” or anything like that, as they will try to make you believe. Yes, someone actually said that once. »
Wall
We’re gonna build a wall, and Alabama and Georgia are gonna pay for it. We don’t want any more transplants. Go away. We closed. Vote “WTF Florida” as your new Governor in the 2018 elections. #MFGA #KeepEveryoneOut #GoAway »
Lizard in a Blizzard
♪♫♬ I’m just a lizard who got stuck in a blizzard, we freeze and fall from trees while the humans only shiver… ♬♫♪ Related story: Frozen Iguanas are Falling From Trees in South Florida »
I want you to draw me like one of your Florida girls…
Humidity
No but for real that sh*t permeates your bones. It’s cold. »
Civilized Places versus Florida
Florida’s a special place. Walk into a convenience store and ask for a “rose” and you get a crack pipe. Mention college and the majority of our people will think of sports first (but to be fair, that’s most of the south). And just in case you don’t believe the last one: Florida has the […] »
Publix Parking Lot Guide
Visit Florida Ads
We propose these helpful ads to Visit Florida, in an effort to increase our tourism dollars. Our WTFF News corporate sponsors demand that we do our part to ensure that a fresh wave of tranplants get stuck here every year. Here are the staff picks, please share to save our tourism industry. #VisitFlordia »
Winter Solstice 2017
Love in Florida
All relationships with Florida Man eventually experience a moment like this. »
Eyesore on I-4
The infamous “eyesore on I-4” in Altamonte Springs, near exit 94… »
2017 Christmas Card
Don’t worry about buying Christmas cards this year, we did all the work for you. Share the Florida Christmas spirit via Puddles, the plastered possum from the Panhandle. »
Doc Brown goes to Florida
Does it snow in Florida?
River at Tampa Bay Church
How Florida Man Stays Eternal
Florida Man is suspended in time as a constant in the zaniest headlines. His death and rebirth are continuous and propelled by the same energy that he’s infamous for. As long as the contiguous U.S. has this peninsula in their southeast corner, Florida Man will exist, and WTFF News will be here to report his […] »
Internet Cafes
Anyone else noticing a comeback of these “internet cafes” in our state? »
How to pull over and talk to your friends in Florida
The key here is to make sure that you pull into the MIDDLE of the two lane road, thus blocking anyone that might try to get around you. This is done because Florida. »
