Florida Man smears feces on his neighbor’s car over HOA rules

Alexander Ankudinov

JUPITER, Fla. (CBS12) — A man who police believe has a grudge against his Homeowner’s Association is accused of putting feces on a man’s car, twice.

The first incident happened last October. The President of the Riverwalk Homeowner’s Association told investigators he found feces on his Dodge Charger. The man told police he believed he was being targeted by one of the residents who had disagreements over the HOA rules. The incident was caught on video.

Police at the time gave 60-year-old Alexander Ankudinov, 60, a warning. Full Story ⤳

Florida Woman purposely defecates in a cop car after being arrested for beating up an old man

Paula Sarkowski

Meet Paula Sarkowski, resident of Hernando County, Florida. On November 29, 2015, police showed up at her home on Mitchell Road in Brooksville in response to a domestic disturbance. She said nothing physical happened, but in fact she grabbed a family member by the hair and hit him in the head several times. She dug her nails into his forearm, and also tried to throw him down the stairs.

Paula Sarkowski – Pooper of Pants

This was instigated when she was told to leave (I can’t imagine why, she seems like such a nice person) and she refused to get out until she had her two dogs with her.

The cops had to remove her. While they were escorting her out of the house she uttered a uniquely Floridian threat… “If you take me I am going to s— myself!”

Well she did. While en route to the jail house she literally pooped her pants. Our s— covered hero was charged with assault/battery on a person 65 or older and resisting arrest without violence. She is being held without bond.