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Lazy Person’s Guide to Surviving a Hurricane like a Pro

hurricane blowing

So, the mad scramble begins. Stores are shutting down, gas stations are wrapping up their pumps, and people are panicking… especially the newbies here.

Veteran Florida People are not worried.

How can you, as a non-native who failed to buy supplies ahead of time, survive this storm? Well it’s very easy. Learn from the locals, and you will be just fine. Hopefully one or two little markets are still open and you can fight the crowds to do some last minute shopping, if not just ignore the first couple of tips. Full Story »

Florida HQ on Hurricane Irma


Irma on track to be the most catastrophic storm for Florida, says Governor Rick Scott

“Hurricane Irma is beginning to better, err, to batter the Florida Keys with dangerous winds…”

One good thing about our state is we have very interpretive interpreters…


Florida Man seeks threesome to ‘ride out the hericane’


Just in case you’re interested, here’s the original link:


do you need a place to ride out storm (jacksonville)

hello ladys single man here looking for any single women needing a place to stay in Jacksonville to ride out the hericane i live alone but hate to sleep alone its more fun to cuddle hold someone i dont smoke drink or do drugs but 420 friendly.i have a clean home with room to spare im white 5 8 160 blue eyes and lonely ive always wanted to be with 2 women at once so we can work something out lol you must respond with picture and tell me what you want to do or looking for if youre looking for something long term with a good man 50 dont look it or act it lol no picture no reply i like younger women age is just a number if you send a phone nuber with your picture ill call you not text call if i cant talk to you im not interested plain and simple too old for games

post id: 6296305618

body: athletic
height: 5’8″ (172cm)
status: single
florida: florida
age: 50


Greedy Bitches


If you’re one of the people who bought 6 months worth of bottled water and gas right at the last minute, you just fucked over thousands of people by preventing them from having any at all. You have a moral responsibility to share if this storm really does do some damage. Don’t be a greedy bitch.

Naked Hurricane Party

A man rides a bike past a bar with boarded up windows ahead for the arrival of Hurricane Irma in Tampa
A man rides a bike past a bar with boarded up windows ahead for the arrival of Hurricane Irma in Tampa, Florida, U.S., September 9, 2017. REUTERS/Chris Wattie

OK, so Reuters fucked up the information, but thankfully a Facebook fan corrected us. This is actually in Land O’ Lakes, Florida at a clothing optional resort called “Caliente.”