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A massive, checkered swan statue worth an estimated $25,000 was recovered Friday after deputies say a naked Florida man stole it. Full Story ⤳
MERRITT ISLAND, Florida – A Florida man is in jail after he allegedly threatened another man with a machete to make him to steal beer from a Walmart in Merritt Island, Florida.
The victim was inside his friend’s boat in a wooded area near Kiwanis Island park that is just west of the Walmart Supercenter located at 1500 East Merritt Island Causeway. Full Story ⤳
COLLIER COUNTY, Fla – A Florida man is recalling an incident that has gone viral on social media.
Scott Dame of Collier County discovered a 12-foot python wrapped around his goat, the snake swallowing the goat’s head. He shot it with his .45 caliber pistol 8 times. Full Story ⤳
LEE COUNTY – A pregnant woman in Southwest Florida was nearly suffocated by her own boyfriend – after what police say was a dispute over what they planned on naming their child. Full Story ⤳
Police in Florida are trying to identify a woman they say pulled two guns on a convenience store clerk after he refused to accept a jar of dirty pennies as payment.
Melbourne police said the woman showed up early Wednesday morning at a 7-Eleven, picked up a few items and then gave the clerk the pennies, according to Florida Today.
Police say the clerk told the woman the coins were dirty and ‘gunked-up.’
The clerk says the woman got angry and began throwing things after he told her there were too many pennies for the store to accept. Full Story ⤳
MERRITT ISLAND, Florida – A Florida man allegedly made a false 911 call to get a ride from Brevard County Sheriff’s deputies to a Hooters restaurant in Merritt Island, Florida.
According to sheriff’s deputies, 28-year-old Jonathan Clayton Hinkle of Merritt Island, Florida called 911 and told dispatchers that his elderly grandmother was having a stroke in the parking lot of Hooters and that he needed to get to her to assist her.
Hinkle allegedly told the 911 operator that he was running as fast as he could from south Merritt Island in order to get to his grandmother and help her. He then allegedly asked the dispatcher if he could obtain a ride from deputies in exchange for money so that he could assist his grandmother. Full Story ⤳
A Tampa area mother is under fire after she let a snake bite her one-year-old daughter and then posted a video of it on her Facebook page.
The woman says she has no regrets for “introducing” the girl to the red rat snake, which she found in the driveway of her home near Sebring.
The woman, who wasn’t identified because she’s not been charged, says “people are too sensitive.” She has deleted the Facebook video. Full Story ⤳
FYI, on Saturday, June 10th, things are going to get interesting at Valencia College East Campus.
Basically, there’s some “March Against Sharia” protest scheduled to take place in 26 cities across the nation, one of the cities being Orlando (of course, Florida). This demonstration is organized by Act for America, a known Anti-
In response to this event, there will also be an Anti-Racism Rally held at the same location…
Facebook Event Links:
March Against Sharia – https://www.facebook.com/events/1919303175005708/?active_tab=about
Anti-Racism Rally – https://www.facebook.com/events/128053611096971/?active_tab=about
Date and Location:
Saturday, June 10, 2017
10:00 AM – 2:00 PM
Valencia College East Campus
701 Econlockhatchee Trl N, Orlando, FL 32825
WTF Florida’s take on this whole thing:
So, we all know there’s no Sharia Law in the U.S. right? Good, we’re on the same page. So by that logic, we can safely conclude that we don’t really need to protest against it… because well it doesn’t exist here. The overall theme of this March Against Sharia seems to be less about “let’s help the victims of radicalism,” and more about “we don’t like Muslims, so let’s get all of our white Christian Trump voters together and bitch about it…”
Also, quite hilariously, these anti-Muslim protesters have invited disgraced professor Areej Zufari, who is “tied to terrorism,” as a key-note speaker…
Whichever side you’re on, I just ask that you remain peaceful. Enjoy the show.