Now y’all Florida Crackers know how the hood feels. It’s not fun when the government singles out something you enjoy and makes it illegal, is it? It’s not fair when your hobbies are painted as violent and dangerous, is it? Harry Anslinger started the war on weed by convincing many gullible, racist fucks that it […] »
Not everything is as it seems. Take a few breaths and research things. Be patient. Anger is a stupid emotion, and is frequently exploited by media companies. Same with fear. Pay attention. Stop believing in the characterizations of people that dehumanize us. Not all liberals want 72 genders on forms. Not all conservatives believe that […] »
Florida’s home to a wide variety of creatures. Even if you’re not a zoologist, you can easily identify many of these animals based on their distinct tracks. Print out this handy field guide and impress your friends with your wildlife knowledge! »
Everything in our news category is real. Everything we quote from arrest affidavits are written verbatim. We cite all our sources. That being said, we are often completely unprofessional in our condemning and ridiculous descriptions of Florida Man and Florida Woman. Without that layer of psychological protection against the sinister nature of these horrific events, […] »
Actual email to HR reading: “My name is ##### and I applied for ##### and was wondering if me smoking cocaine will effect my application. Thank you” Notice the incorrect use of “effect” rather than “affect,” proving that it’s really Florida Man. »