Florida State Capitol – Cock and Balls

My name is Tallahassee a’on know about y’all, but I’m real damn proud of my cock and my balls. The capital of Florida, America’s wang, got some Antebellum babies that became unchained. Most of us are meth heads, hidin’ in the woods, all the dang northeasterners ruined our moods… All state laws pass through my […] »

Rights

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Now y’all Florida Crackers know how the hood feels. It’s not fun when the government singles out something you enjoy and makes it illegal, is it? It’s not fair when your hobbies are painted as violent and dangerous, is it? Harry Anslinger started the war on weed by convincing many gullible, racist fucks that it […] »