Eight young Floridians filed a constitutional climate lawsuit against the state of Florida, Governor Rick Scott, and several state agencies in Leon County Court. »
Young Floridians Sue Florida for Ignoring Environmental Issues
Tag: Politics
Tallahassee, The Capital of Florida
My name is Tallahassee a’on know about y’all, but I’m real damn proud Of my cock and my balls. The capital of Florida, America’s wang, got some Antebellum babies that became unchained. Most of us are meth heads, hidin’ in the woods, all the dang northeasterners ruined our moods… All state laws pass through my […] »
Florida State Capitol – Cock and Balls
My name is Tallahassee a’on know about y’all, but I’m real damn proud of my cock and my balls. The capital of Florida, America’s wang, got some Antebellum babies that became unchained. Most of us are meth heads, hidin’ in the woods, all the dang northeasterners ruined our moods… All state laws pass through my […] »
Florida Kids versus Politicians
This country is upside down, but that puts Florida on top of the contiguous U.S. #NeverAgain #YouthvGov »
Rick Scott’s Voter Disenfranchisement Ruled Unconstitutional by Federal Judge
A federal judge has ordered the state of Florida to clear a path for restoring voting rights to former felons who’ve served their time, calling Florida’s Executive Clemency Board process unconstitutional. The board is appealing that decision. »
Rick Scott Just Won’t Go Away
Lawmaker Ridicules Spano’s Anti-Porn Bill by Amending Other Public Health Risks
Ross Spano, a Florida lawmaker running for Attorney General who declared pornography a “public health crisis” was essentially trolled by Rep. Jared Moskowitz, who filed nine amendments to Spano’s ridiculous House Bill 157 on Monday. »
Florida Man Exploits a Tragedy to Trick Fearful People
House Speaker Richard Corcoran knows that the easiest way to play politics is to fear-monger using media propaganda. So he aired this very silly video with the help of “Watchdog PAC” in order to scare people into supporting HB9: »
Mainstream Media Accountability Survey
Florida is under attack from the mainstream media! For years now, they have ridiculed our great state, running “Florida Man” and “Florida Woman” articles. FAKE NEWS! I don’t like it when people share their opinions! We’re going to take a serious look at our libel and slander laws, and put those fuckers in jail, OR […] »
New bill would let ‘bullied’ students escape to private schools via tax money
The Senate approved a proposed bill that would allow tax dollars to help students who are being “bullied” in public school transfer to private schools. »
Florida Man who threatened Obama gets 4 more years in prison for threatening Trump
Florida Man Richard Jeremy Ware was sentenced to prison for five years because he threatened to kill President Obama while he was in office. »
Wall
We’re gonna build a wall, and Alabama and Georgia are gonna pay for it. We don’t want any more transplants. Go away. We closed. Vote “WTF Florida” as your new Governor in the 2018 elections. #MFGA #KeepEveryoneOut #GoAway »
Paul Mango is Running for President of Palm Chase Condos
Boynton Beach (WTFF) – Paul Mango is trying to “make a difference” at Palm Chase Condominiums by running for President. Not to be confused with the Paul Mango running for Governor of PA, this Paul Mango is actually important. »
Proposed Amendment Would Treat Abortions as First-Degree Murder
Tampa (WTFF) – An amendment was approved by the Florida Division of Elections that would declare abortion first-degree murder. Anyone who performed or received an abortion would be guilty of premeditated murder in the first degree. Attempted abortions would be considered attempted murder. »
Crime Going Down, Fear Going Up
The amount of crime in Florida is steadily going down, while public fear of crime is going up. »
Trump, the “35th President”
Republican and Democrat work together on bill that loosens gun laws and restores freedom
Rarely in these divisive political times do we see two political parties working together for the greater good. Florida’s no ordinary state, and HB 903 bill proves it. It was written by a Republican and a Democrat, and was filed on 12/6/2017. This “Restoration of Rights” bill would allow those who have finished serving time for some felonies, […] »
Mount Dora City Council Wages War Against Van Gogh Mural
Mount Dora is a little town in Central Florida that is well known for its artsy charm. »
Florida lawmaker files bill to make it a hate crime to attack someone’s political affiliation
A Florida lawmaker recently filed a bill that would make going after someone’s political affiliation an actual hate crime. Joe Gruters, a Republican from Sarasota, filed HB 209 yesterday and told the Miami New Times, that the bill would protect “both sides.” »
OJ Simpson’s lawyer calls Pam Bondi a stupid b*tch for her stupid remarks
OJ Simpson’s lawyer Malcolm Lavergne is outraged with Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi, blasting her as “possibly the stupidest person on the planet.” Bondi’s office released a letter Friday urging the Florida Department of Corrections to deny Simpson a transfer to serve parole in Florida now that he has been released from prison on kidnapping […] »
Pam Bondi doesn’t want O.J. Simpson moving to Florida
Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi does not want O.J. Simpson to return to the Sunshine State once he’s released from prison. »
Twitter account of Florida lawmaker, who’s trying to declare porn a public health crisis, ‘liked’ a porn clip
State Rep. Ross Spano, a Republican who just two days ago filed a bill to declare pornography a public health crisis in Florida, appears to have “liked” a pornographic tweet from his account. »
Republican Ross Spano Proposes a Bill Declaring Porn a Public Health Crisis
Living in Florida can be stressful. More often than not, an ejaculation can safely unravel the knotted web of frustration spun into our minds by the scolding heat and insanity that we face on a daily basis. Porn helps with this release immensely, especially for those on a tight schedule. Most people can agree it’s […] »
How Florida explains our polarized politics
The strategists plotting Florida Gov. Rick Scott’s (R) reelection bid in 2014 faced a problem: The state’s explosive growth, especially in liberal cities like Miami, Orlando and Tampa, was being fueled by an influx of voters likely to back Scott’s Democratic opponent. To win a second term, Scott would have to find votes in unlikely […] »
Paul Congemi charged with felony elder abuse on his own mother
Paul Congemi is running for mayor for the third time. And it hasn’t started out well for him or his family. Last week, Congemi was charged with felony elder abuse after his 87-year-old mother ended up in intensive care for bed sores. She remains in the hospital, he said. »
