Florida’s Number One for Head Injuries

head-injuries
According to Stat News, the most common physical injury diagnosis in Florida, as documented in health insurance claims, are head injuries. That explains a lot. It explains the butthurt Facebook comments full of typos and atrocious grammar that manifest every time we troll the Florida Mans and Florida Womans of the state. Head injuries. That’s […] »

Florida Ranks Number One in the Country for Fraud

old lady phone scam
Once again, we’re in first place! …Well, at least for consumer complaints about fraud and identity theft. Residents of the Sunshine State filed more complaints per capita about problems with debt collectors, imposter scams, telephone services and other issues, while the state ranked second with consumer complaints about ID theft, according to a new report […] »

STD Rates in Florida

Florida Counties by STD Rate: Total Gonorrhea, Chlamydia & Infectious Syphilis, 2015 * – Indicates the county rate is statistically significantly different from the statewide rate. Sorted by Rate from highest to lowest. »

New Florida Record

NationalEmbarrassment
Ladies and Gentlemen, I think it actually fucking happened… within the last 24 hours, as everyone scrambles to prepare for Hurricane Irma by purchasing copious amounts of drugs and alcohol, the news stations have not reported any stories of outlandishly depraved nonsense taking place… Either everyone’s too busy to get in trouble, or the news […] »