The Villages: Beer and STDs

Thanks to Viagra, The Villages is a goldmine of lemon parties. Thanks to alcoholism and Gen Xer, Baby Boomer culture, booze are plentiful. Thanks to the Morse family, this bubble exists in the middle of Florida. The STD rate is actually pretty low in Lake, Sumter, and Marion counties, but The Villagers do like to […] »

Symbiotic Grandparents

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Florida Man often survives harsh winters by moving in with his grandparents and stealing stuff from their house to pay for drugs. Such is the symbiotic nature of this delicate Florida balance. It’s one of the realities behind our headlines. »