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Category: Satire
Distinct from sarcasm (we’re NEVER sarcastic here, ahem), this section is reserved for satirical posts only.
Study Finds That Everyone in Florida is Stupid
The Internet (WTFF) – A recently released study indicates that every single person in Florida is stupid. »
Opinion: It’s Time to Ban All Guns
Written by: Huffmeister Schnitzelberger Gun violence in America has gone on too long. It’s time to ban all guns. »
Florida Ain’t What It Used To Be
Written by: Irvine Bernard Wyatt – Florida ain’t what it used to be no more. Libtards done messed it all up, just like they ruined America. Thank God for Trump who’s gon’ MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, lahk it used to be. Since Flawrduh’s part of Murka, it’s gon’ get great again too. »
This Dangerous and Addictive Chemical is Being Sold to Children in Florida
(WTFF) – A deadly substance is being sold legally to children all over the state of Florida, resulting in addiction and poor health. »
New Viral Trend! Your Florida Teen Could Be Snorting Condoms Up Their Nose! Ahhh!!!
Are you a parent? Are you afraid of everything? Are you really fucking stupid and easy to trick? If you answered YES to all those questions, you should be freaking out right now. »
Elementary Students Almost Die after Resource Officer Loses Her Gun
Written by: Huffmeister Schnitzelberger A resource officer at Elliot Point Elementary School stupidly left her deadly gun in the bathroom. »
School Officer Makes Innocent Mistake, Liberals Freak Out About a Forgotten Gun
Written by: Irvine Bernard Wyatt Liberals are always looking for a way to take away our guns. This incident will add more ammo to their attack on our Second Amendment rights. »
Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Irma is Going to Kill You and Everything You Love
This is totally not click-bait. We are totally NOT exploiting a potential natural disaster that could kill thousands of people just to boost our advertising revenue. Nobody does this, especially not big news sites. »
