Opinion Archives - WTF Florida?

Democrats Upset They Can’t Blame Russia for America’s Shittiness, Relieved They Can Still Blame Florida

The Internet (WTFF) – No evidence links Russian influence to the fact that the United States is the laughing stock of the world, but lucky for Democrats, they’re still able to blame Florida. »

All Mainstream Media is Inflammatory, Exaggerated Bullshit Designed to Enrage, Distract, Deceive and Divide

The role of corporate news stations is not to inform, but rather to provide disinformation to the public. »

Opinion: It’s Time to Ban All Guns

Written by: Huffmeister Schnitzelberger Gun violence in America has gone on too long. It’s time to ban all guns. »

Trump Supporters are Delusional Traitors

Tampa (WTFF) – It’s hard to believe that Trump supporters are even real. Either these red hatters are paid to feign stupidity so the media can irritate rational people and continue the drama, or the simulation we’re living in is broken. People can’t be this stupid. They just can’t be… or can they? »

The Florida Party: Unite The Center

Let's Make Florida Slightly Less Fucked Up

On the internet, political ideologies seem extreme. Liberals want to take away all your guns. Conservatives are excited to electrocute your gay son. »

You’re going to boycott Publix?

Written by: Michael McCombs via internet post. In response to this article: Publix Engages in Memetic Warfare – So let me get this correct, you’re going to boycott Publix because they contributed $310,000 to Adam Putnam? Well guess you are also going to boycott Disney World, they donated directly to Adam Putnam too. Also, time to boycott Universal […] »