Like many nights in Fort Pierce, police were responding to a report of a shirtless drunk man causing trouble.
Austin Lee Young was found outside of an apartment, trying to get in.
Apparently the man who lives at that apartment “made inappropriate statements to his wife,” according to the police report.
Young said he lives nearby.
Police told Young he wasn’t allowed back on the property, and he got upset. Police say he shouted profanity and went back to his apartment.
He came out a moment later, in a fit of Florida Man rage, yelling all kinds of obscenities at the cops.
“Young then turned around exposing his back then lowered his pants and exposed his buttocks,” a report states. “Young then slapped his buttocks with his right hand and shouted, ‘Kiss my (expletive) pigs.’”
“Kiss my ass pigs!” -Florida Man
The cops did what they had to do, and arrested him.
Young finalized the fiasco by spitting on both officers while being taken into custody.
He was arrested on charges including two counts battery on officer, firefighter, EMT, etc., and disorderly intoxication.
Source: TC Palm
