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Florida Woman Punches Husband Who Interrupted Her Masturbating

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Let’s meet Garrett and Flavia Higgs, a Port St. Lucie couple in their early 40’s.

Like most Florida couples, they have issues.

For over a year, they’ve been sleeping in separate beds and have been denying each other the sweet release of orgasm. The avoidance of intimacy influences human emotions with great intensity. Unless you’ve replaced your sexual desires with something more profound and valuable, such as when people become celibate to live a monastic life, then you will suffer.

Garrett was suffering.

So, when he came home late Wednesday night and heard the intense moans of his estranged wife coming from her bedroom, he reacted.

He banged on the door and did not get a response. This disturbed him, as images of another man on top of his wife plagued his worried mind.

Possessed by the jealous spirit of Florida Man, he took action.

He grabbed a screwdriver and opened the locked door to satisfy his morbid curiosity…

Inside was Flavia Higgs, masturbating alone.

Upset that her jilling off session had been interrupted, she leaped out of bed and tried to physically escort her husband out of the room so she could finish.

He tried to get past her and pushed her arm against the wall.

She struck him in the face, though he “wasn’t sure if it was open or closed handed.” We can assume the masturbation was open handed at least.

At this moment they were both reduced to a standard Florida Couple and started screaming loudly at each other, expressing their inner turmoil with each loud outburst.

Eventually she called 911.

Since Flavia was the first to throw a punch, she was arrested on charges of domestic battery and transported to the St. Lucie County Jail.

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