Weapons come in all forms. Sometimes, our people get very creative and expand from the standard repertoire of guns and machetes.
Chad Rupp is a 26-year-old Florida Man who lives in Key West. On Wednesday night, he earned his awful wings and ended up on our site for weaponizing a sacred object.
Him and his girlfriend were out on a nice date at Burger King, when they got into an argument in the parking lot.
The argument turned physical, and Chad apparently tried to take a glass urn that she was holding.
This glass urn contained the cremated remains of her mother.
Given the absurd bad luck that follows Florida Man, the inevitable happened, and the urn broke, causing lacerations to her arm.
A Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officer spotted this creature attacking her, and intervened by handcuffing it.
The poor girl said she feared for her safety, and that she lives with the feral creature that attacked her with her mother’s urn.
Luckily, FWC officers are competent in dealing with Florida wildlife, and were able to stop the wild beast before it could cause any more damage.
Chad was arrested for misdemeanor battery.
Source: flkeysnews.com
