Nothing sane ever happens in a Waffle House, it’s basically just a place where people go to sober up via carbs. Nothing proper ever happens in North Florida, it’s basically just lower Alabama. So, when you combine these two forces, they reverse polarity and create something amazing…
Take for instance, this drunk 28-year-old man in Okaloosa County.
He was at a Destin Waffle House, and reached over to the plate of a guest, snatching her bacon and eating it right in front of her.
To North Floridians, bacon offenses are considered most heinous.
Upset, she demanded that he replace the bacon and buy more food.
He refused.
She asked him to go away, after realizing he had no plans to re-baconize her plate.
He refused again.
This upset the locals and they stepped up to defend her.
He tried to fight them all and got arrested for disorderly intoxication.
No other details were released.
Source: nwfdailynews.com
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