Orlando (WTFF) – A man was caught masturbating in a nursery room closet while the mom was getting her 3-month-old daughter ready for daycare, according to deputies.
The woman called 911 after she said there was a stranger masturbating in her child’s nursery closet.
She screamed for her fiance to help, and stood in front of the doorway to stop the man from leaving.
The woman’s fiance ran inside the nursery and found Kevin Jones butt naked, according to WFLA.
Florida Man said he was homeless and put his hands up, as if being homeless was a valid excuse to be caught fapping in the closet of a home you broke into.
The dad beat him up a little, just because. They also had a 2-year-old son in the home and the dad wanted to protect them.
Kevin still wouldn’t leave, or couldn’t, it’s not really clear from the article.
The mom ran off and grabbed a knife from the kitchen, which scared Florida Man much more than the dad punching him. He ran to the garage and jumped a fence after seeing the vengeful mama running at him.
Kevin denied ever masturbating inside the home, and wasn’t even sure how he got inside.
During the police interview he pulled his pants down and started playing with his genitals.
He’s been charged with exposing himself and burglary.
