Once there was a fabulous treasure sunk off the coast of the United States, but no one would attempt to retrieve it because of the number of sharks around. One man, however, finally swam out to it without a shark so much as nibbling at him.
When he came ashore, everyone asked how he did it.
“Well,” he drawled, “you see, it’s real simple. I have tattooed across my chest ‘California is better than Florida,’ and no shark would swallow that!”
