Floridians in the Modern Age of Advertising and Media

Remember that most news agencies are only committed to shoving sensationalized garbage down your senses to appease their profit-hungry overlords. We should take solace in the words of Tupac as our human species explores the vast new landscape of meme warfare, “fake news,” and data-driven advertising catered specifically to your brain from your stolen data: “Recollect your thoughts don’t get caught up in the mix; Cause the media is full of dirty tricks.” Here at WTFF News we are committed to being Florida’s best worst news station. We are still biased, and will do everything in our editorial power to make Florida Man and Florida Woman look ridiculous (they do most of the heavy lifting for us). If we go too far off track, please reel us back in. Many Floridians are somewhat immune to the manipulation of their senses, letting sunshine and a care-free lifestyle act as their armor against the pummeling waves of disinformation. Let’s continue that trend as we navigate these uncharted modern territories with kindness, patience, and respect.