Stolen Bacon Leads to an Altercation in Waffle House

Nothing sane ever happens in a Waffle House, it’s basically just a place where people go to sober up via carbs. Nothing proper ever happens in North Florida, it’s basically just lower Alabama. So, when you combine these two forces, they reverse polarity and create something amazing…

Take for instance, this drunk 28-year-old man in Okaloosa County.

He was at a Destin Waffle House, and reached over to the plate of a guest, snatching her bacon and eating it right in front of her. Full Story »

Florida Man scams women by pretending to have cancer; pulls gun on reporter

Sometimes good things happen in Florida. Cute headlines make national news against the torrent of derelicts that toply rank our Florida Man articles.

These good headlines are not always what they seem.

Take for instance:

“Florida Man With Terminal Cancer Fulfills Dying Wish, Marries a Long Lost Love After Reconnecting on Facebook…”

Sounds great, eh?

Problem is, he’s used his “cancer” to con a bunch of women out of their money.

Ken Boyer’s cancer diagnosis is also completely fake.

WKMG Orlando dug into the story and found a bunch of old ladies that got scammed, including one that gave him $22,000.

When Inside Edition tried to interviewed him, he did what any Florida Man would…

He pulled a gun on the news anchor.

Click Orlando also did some research on his scams.

So ladies, be vigilant, and never ever believe a Florida Man.

Suicidal Woman Shot by Winter Park Police

Orwin Manor Winter Park officer involved shooting

Orwin Manor is a ritzy little neighborhood in Orlando.

Within one of these overpriced homes near the intersection of Harmon and Wisconsin Avenue lives a couple, who like many Florida couples, made it onto our website.

As would anyone living in a city completely devoid of culture or quality entertainment, the girl living in this big house with her boyfriend became suicidal.

She picked up a gun (Florida homes usually have several lying around) and tried to evoke a pity party, telling her boyfriend that she was going to kill herself.

The boyfriend, who obviously has never read any Florida news, did the worst thing possible in this situation…

He called the cops.

They arrived, and did exactly what they’re trained to do. They shot her.

The woman was taken to the hospital with a gunshot wound that is not life-threatening, police said.

The Florida Department of Law Enforcement has taken over the investigation, as is standard for officer-involved shootings.

Source: wftv.com

82-Year-Old Florida Woman Spits on Officer’s Face at Publix

Josette Jordan

When you think of grandmas going grocery shopping, it’s normal to imagine gentle women cutting out coupons and writing checks as they hold up the line. It’s normal to imagine mild-mannered sweetness emanating from them, disarming your frustration and making you smile at the slight inconvenience of being stuck behind them at the checkout lane.

This is Florida though, and we are anything but normal. Full Story »

Florida Woman Punches Husband Who Interrupted Her Masturbating

flavia garrett higgs

Let’s meet Garrett and Flavia Higgs, a Port St. Lucie couple in their early 40’s.

Like most Florida couples, they have issues.

For over a year, they’ve been sleeping in separate beds and have been denying each other the sweet release of orgasm. The avoidance of intimacy influences human emotions with great intensity. Unless you’ve replaced your sexual desires with something more profound and valuable, such as when people become celibate to live a monastic life, then you will suffer.

Garrett was suffering.

So, when he came home late Wednesday night and heard the intense moans of his estranged wife coming from her bedroom, he reacted.

He banged on the door and did not get a response. This disturbed him, as images of another man on top of his wife plagued his worried mind. Full Story »