Ladies and Gentlemen, I think it actually fucking happened… within the last 24 hours, as everyone scrambles to prepare for Hurricane Irma by purchasing copious amounts of drugs and alcohol, the news stations have not reported any stories of outlandishly depraved nonsense taking place… Either everyone’s too busy to get in trouble, or the news stations are making more money by just reporting stormy weather. Unless anyone can prove me wrong, we have officially earned this certificate. Good fucking job, Florida.
3flowers