Ah, back in the day… before the internet. Back when Florida Man headlines didn’t litter the news feeds of non-Floridians on a daily basis. Back when it was super easy to trick people into thinking that swampy Florida was actually a decent place to visit and live in.
This is how we we became so fucked up. Jackasses from Ohio and Michigan and Kentucky came here with their kids after seeing posters like this.
The kids became meth heads, because there’s nothing else to do here. The parents moved to The Villages, or the nudist version in Sun City.
Now here we are today, full of geriatric orgies and face-eating zombies… and that’s not even being sarcastic, that’s literally what has happened, and is happening here.
Fucking Florida… I love you and I hate you.
