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People are shocked that Florida was ranked ‘worst state in nation’

The only WTF element is that people are shocked. This isn’t even news if you’ve been following our site. But it’s good click-bait. So all the big shot news sites are running articles on it… suppose we should too.

In case you haven’t heard, Thrillist rated Florida as the 50th best state. There are 50 states in total, just in case you went to school in Florida. That means we came in last place, just in case you graduated in Florida too (or dropped out, doesn’t make a difference really).

This is absolute, irrefutable evidence that Florida is in fact a shithole. The news said so.

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People are shocked that Florida was ranked ‘worst state in nation’

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Anonymous
1 year ago

Florida, the septic tank of America. It’s literally a toilet.

Anonymous
Anonymous
1 year ago

Florida… one end of Amurica’s perineum

Anonymous
Anonymous
1 year ago

Florida is the reservoir end of the South.

Anonymous
Anonymous
2 years ago

This is nothing new, Florida has been a shithole since the late 1960s. A state full of idiots willing to work for low wages.

Anonymous
Anonymous
2 years ago

Florida is a shithole state PERIOD! Went once never again.

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2 years ago

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Anonymous
2 years ago

i hate fucking Florida too many fucking racist people lots of rude people that don’t give a shit lots of trash it the streets its smells so bad that the smell is coming from a dead body the kids bullied my little brother in fact the neighborhood is shit they snitch on me for doing shit i bet California is so much better than Florida fuck you Florida i love you California California has more sexy people than Florida

Anonymous
Anonymous
2 years ago

this why california is better than florida fuck you florida i love you california

Anonymous
Anonymous
3 years ago

If you have allergies or an open mind, it’s the worst place in North America.

Richard
Richard
4 years ago

AS A RESIDENT FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS, I CAN CONFIRM THAT FLORIDA IS INDEED THE WORST STATE IN THE NATION. Texas and Louisiana as close behind.

Richard
Richard
4 years ago

Like an idiot, I moved to this shit hole from another shit hole state (Louisiana). Yes, actually the weather is better here, but that’s about all. In fact the carpet bagging REPUBLITURD northerners are dumber than dog shit. They know very little about
this countries history and how the government works. The people who live in “THE VILLAGES” are ignorant MORON’s. From STD’s to obnoxious behavior, these arrogant
low life’s are seriously stupid. Ignorant President, Ignorant Governor, Ignorant Marion County Sheriff, the dumb ass who banned masks during this COVID 19 pandemic. Indeed
this place is worse than a third world shit hole country in Africa, the middle east, southeast Asia, or south America. Indeed, Florida needs flushed down the toilet. The REPUBLITURD stench is overwhelming!!!!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
4 years ago

Absolutely the worst place I have ever lived. I was born and raised to parents who were born and raised there. My grandmother’s grandfather was born and raised there before it was even a state! I’ve watched the slow degradation of everything that was good in Florida all my life. And no I’m not going to tell you where I live now! Ya’ll deserve your flesh eating bacteria!