Florida Man Blows Fingers Off the Day Before Fourth of July

Merritt Island (WTFF) – A Florida man was airlifted after blowing off a couple fingers while playing with fireworks. Like most of the colonial inhabitants, Florida Man was blowing shit up a day early. Fireworks are a very important part of American culture, especially during Independence Day, where we celebrate the removal of all the … Continue reading Florida Man Blows Fingers Off the Day Before Fourth of July