Ocean City, MD (WTFF) – William Hunter Hardesty has been arrested and charged with animal cruelty to migratory birds and the intentional feeding of pelicans. »
Maryland Man Who Attacked a Pelican in Key West Arrested
Tag: Tourists
Tourist Attacks Pelican, Posts Video Online, Starts GoFundMe
Key West (WTFF) – A tourist from Maryland will face animal cruelty and molestation of a protected species charges after posting a video of himself pouncing on a pelican at a Key West marina, police say. »
Tourist Season
Armless Floridian Stabs Tourist After Getting Punched in Head
Miami (WTFF) – A Floridian with no arms was arrested after defending himself against a tourist who punched him in the head while he was sleeping. »
Chicago Man Gropes Woman on Flight from Miami, Gets Tased and Removed
Miami (WTFF) – A Chicago man with a ridiculous mustache was removed from an American Airlines flight heading out of Miami after allegedly groping a woman. »
Retired Floridian Starter Pack
People from Michigan
When Michigan sends its people to Florida, they’re not sending the best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems. They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime. They’re rapists and some, I assume, are good people, but I speak to Floridians and they’re telling us what we’re getting. -WTF Florida Disclaimer […] »
Old man tourist has a heart attack after getting buried in sand
St. Johns County (WTFF) – Some old guy was rescued from Crescent Beach after getting buried in the sand and having a heart attack. »
Hurricane Season is Mother Nature’s Remedy for Tourists
Tourists… They come here lifting their sun-screened noses high in the air, soaking sun rays into their cold decaying bodies. Midwestern baby boomers, teetering on the edge of death, with no concern for the future, arrive in flocks. They go to Disney a few times and fall in love. Then they move here. They […] »
