Brooksville (WTFF) – A bleeding Florida man was arrested on Wednesday after being seen next to a broken window at what used to be Homestyle Buffet. »
Florida Man Flings ‘Holy Blood’ onto a Deputy
Tag: Schizophrenia
Naked Florida Man Dances Around Fire Holding Knife and Speaking Gibberish
Cape Coral (WTFF) – A naked Florida man was arrested on June 22 around 1:30 in the morning after reportedly assaulting officers. »
Pajama-Wearing Florida Man Tries to Kill the Devil by Choking Man with Hose, Drowning Cat
Crystal River (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after allegedly choking a motorist and drowning a cat while “trying to kill the devil.” »
Naked Florida Man Kicks Trash Can, Jumps on Car at Publix
Vero Beach (WTFF) – A naked Florida man was arrested after kicking a trash can and jumping on a car in a Publix parking lot. »
Florida Man Breaks into Home and Masturbates in Nursery Closet
Orlando (WTFF) – A man was caught masturbating in a nursery room closet while the mom was getting her 3-month-old daughter ready for daycare, according to deputies. The woman called 911 after she said there was a stranger masturbating in her child’s nursery closet. »
Florida Man who threw a dog into oncoming traffic gets probation
Michael Lee Britton, a 56-year-old Florida Man from Ocala, threw an Australian shepherd into oncoming traffic in 2016, according to The Miami Herald. He’s been in jail for more than a year, and will now serve two years probation. The Ocala Star Banner reports that two vehicles hit the dog, “Yoshi,” causing internal injuries but […] »
Florida Man Starts Fire at Spyglass Apartments to “Quiet the Demons”
Residents at Spyglass Apartments in Gainesville got some excitement Wednesday afternoon, when Alex Doane was arrested for arson. He lives there in the student housing with his roommate. Since Florida’s full of undiagnosed and untreated schizophrenics, it’s only a matter of time before something really crazy happens. »
Florida Woman Attacks a Lady to Get Her Uterus Back
Tucked away in the country side of Gainesville there is a village called Grace Marketplace. The establishment provides respite to the homeless; acting as a shelter of sorts during harsh weather, feeding those who are hungry, and providing mental health care to victims of Florida. »
