Rednecks Archives - WTF Florida?

Anti-Masker Goes Ape on Old Lady

Fort Myers (WTFF) – A Florida man angrily swore at an elderly woman who asked him to wear a mask during the coronavirus epidemic. »

Fake Rednecks Vs. Real Rednecks

Florida Men Pour Beer in Gator’s Mouth

Palm City (WTFF) – Two Florida men were arrested for unlawfully taking an alligator. »

Circle K Delivery Guy Wears a Nazi Schutzstaffel Rebel Flag Shirt

Just outside of Tallahassee, a man was photographed while making a delivery at Circle K wearing a shirt with the Nazi SS symbol above the Confederate Battle Flag. “Support Your Local Remaining Few,” read the words around the Nazi-Confederate flag. Angry, uneducated, hateful, racist meth heads have been indoctrinated by media propaganda for political purposes […] »

Gator Infested Water

Florida Man Kicks Naked Wife Out of Car Before Torching It

Pensacola (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested on battery and arson charges for reportedly leaving his naked wife at the side of a highway after a beach trip and setting her car on fire. »

Moving a Television via Motorcycle

Spotted in Pace, FL. Source: Bruce K. »

Florida Man Pranks Sleeping 9-Year-Old Girl with Firecrackers

Crestview (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly lighting firecrackers under a sleeping child’s bed. »

Taylor County Fails ‘1st Amendment Audit’

Perry (WTFF) – A Floridian exercising his right to film governmental officers engaged in public duties was chased out of a courthouse by the sheriff and his deputy. »

‘Boycott NFL’ Truck with Football Hanging from Noose

This pickup truck was reportedly photographed somewhere in Central Florida. UPDATE: OP was a liar. This photo was taken in PA. The original poster censored the license plate, but from the blue bar on top it looks like it may have been issued in Pennsylvania. The pickup truck features a hand-written “STAND UP FOR AMERICA” […] »

Racist Redneck Bumper Stickers on Pickup Truck

This abomination was spotted in Jacksonville, Florida. Source: Reddit »

Ride to Ocala

From a post made by Dennis Payton on May 19, 2017: The weirdest thing just happened to me… So I’m driving down 441 through Paynes Prairie and I see what looks like a dead body or somebody possibly hurt laying on the side of the road. There were no cars or any other means of […] »

Redneck Robbery Results in Arrests

Mascotte (WTFF) – Three Florida men were arrested after an armed robbery led police to their guns and meth. »

Florida Woman Throws Kitchen Pot at Baby’s Daddy for Fishing Too Much

Wesley Chapel (WTFF) – A Florida woman reportedly hit her child’s father with a kitchen pot because he spent too much time fishing. »

Dollar Wang

Palatka, FL Source »

Florida Pair Steal $500 Worth of Red Bull from Walmart

Boynton Beach (WTFF) – A Florida man and a Florida woman were arrested after they stole up to $500 worth of Red Bull drinks from Walmart, according to police. »

The Biddles Celebrate a Beautiful Weddin’

Punta Gorda (WTFF) – A wedding at Redneck Mud Park has become internet famous, on account of how badass it was. »

North Florida Man Hits Pregnant Girlfriend With Bag of Chips over Baby Daddy Drama

Milton (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly hitting his pregnant girlfriend in the face with a bag of tortilla chips after finding out the baby might not be his. »

After Being Awake for Days, Florida Native Breaks into Trailer and Falls Asleep on Couch

Leesburg (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after a deputy found him sleeping on a woman’s couch. »

Spring Hill Man Reportedly Fights Deputies While Holding Baby

Spring Hill (WTFF) – A Florida man is in jail after being accused of trying to fight with deputies while holding his 2-month-old child. »

Commissioner with ties to white supremacist groups says ‘we have to change the demographics’ of Lake Worth

Lake Worth (WTFF) – Commissioner Scott Maxwell spoke angrily about the need to “change the demographics” of Lake Worth, claiming that it’s become a “repository for the poor and indignant.” »

Making White People Look Bad

KKK Figurine and Racist Collectibles For Sale in Panhandle Antique Mall

Pensacola (WTFF) – Several racist antiques are for sale in North Florida. »

In Revenge Scheme, ‘HIV Positive’ Florida Man Bites Cop after Dancing in Intersection

Altoona (WTFF) – A Florida man is facing felony charges after biting a cop for revenge. »

Please Go Slow

“Florida panhandle dirt road life.” –Rett D. from Dellwood. »

Florida Man Stabs Florida Woman over Undercooked Potato

Yulee (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly stabbing a woman because of an undercooked potato. »

Panhandle Man Drunkenly Breaks into Homes Looking to Fight

Pensacola (WTFF) – A drunk, shirtless Florida Man reportedly broke into several homes looking for a fight. He eventually ran into a fence and knocked himself out. »

Flags on a Truck in Florida

This pretty much describes Florida culture. The original poster is from St. Petersburg and captioned this photo, “When you gotta Klan meeting at 6 but also a Grindr date at 7.” Someone from Clearwater replied that this truck is from his home town. Looks like this photo came from the parking lot of the Westfield […] »

Florida woman gives her 3-year-old a swirly as a ‘joke,’ gets investigated by DCF

Leesburg (WTFF) – A Florida woman is being investigated by DCF after being seen on video shoving her 3-year-old son’s head into a toilet. »

Redneck Uber

A wheelchair-bound “grandma” strapped to the cargo bed of a pickup truck was caught on video by a Floridian from Tampa. An old man was driving. There were no other passengers. UPDATE: The “grandma” may in fact be a man. Note the goatee. Then again, grandma whiskers are a thing. But whatever. It’s 2018. Genders […] »

Yard Sale

Spotted in Deland. HEY Y’ALL WE GOT A YAR SALE »

Florida Woman Beats Florida Man Because He Refused to Drive Her to Ocala

Altoona (WTFF) – A Central Florida couple’s several day long argument resulted in the arrest of a Florida woman. »

Pensacola man shoots at cigarette tosser to ‘deescalate the situation’

Milton (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly shooting at a camper for tossing a cigarette on the ground. »

Drunk Florida Man Flicks Off Cop After Trespassing

Umatilla (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after driving his pickup truck while intoxicated. »

2 big banana breads

Sent to us by Brandy, with the caption: “Ummmm… Can anyone help this lady out? Lol” »

Truck Door

Spotted in Bradenton, Florida, at the intersection of Cortez and 26th. Photo credit: Steve Lewes. »

Truck Love

Florida Ain’t What It Used To Be

Written by: Irvine Bernard Wyatt – Florida ain’t what it used to be no more. Libtards done messed it all up, just like they ruined America. Thank God for Trump who’s gon’ MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, lahk it used to be. Since Flawrduh’s part of Murka, it’s gon’ get great again too. »