Cops arrest drugged, topless Leesburg woman

Mandy Deane Jones
LEESBURG – Police on Wednesday arrested a woman who was apparently high on methamphetamine and running around naked in her neighbor’s yard. According to an arrest affidavit, police received a call that the woman, later identified as Mandy Deane Jones, 36, of Leesburg, was running around without clothes, had flagged down a passing SUV and […] »

Traffic stop leads to meth arrest in Silver Springs

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On Friday, June 30, 2017, MCSO Deputy Jason Hunt was leaving a call for service and observed defendant Tina AnnMarie Gilmour (DOB: 12/08/1988) turning north onto SE 170th Avenue Road from East Highway 40 in a red Ford pickup truck. Deputy Hunt had just issued Gilmour a Notice to Appear several days beforehand for Driving […] »

Cops Discover Meth Lab, Golf Cart Chop Shop In Villager’s Garage

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The Villages, a hilariously-large retirement community in Florida, is the fastest-growing “city” in the country—with more than 117,000 people, 48 golf courses, geriatric sex (with a resulting high rate of STDs), and absolutely no children (they’re only permitted to visit for up to 30 days a year). Residents primarily drive golf carts, with some luxury […] »

Century man caught with meth in his underwear at courthouse

Colby Satterwhite
Things kept getting worse and worse for one Century man on Tuesday. While being held in custody at the Escambia County Judicial Center on an outstanding warrant, authorities searched 25-year-old Colby Satterwhite and found a baggie of meth in the torn seam of his underwear. Satterwhite was was being searched by Escambia County Sheriff’s Office […] »

Florida Woman lights meth trailer on fire, flashes breasts to bystanders

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. – A couple has been arrested after police found six containers of methamphetamine in the remains of a recreational vehicle that burned up Wednesday morning in an RV park along Philips Highway, according to the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office. Jaclyn Jirout, 24, was arrested Wednesday on a charge of arson in the hours after […] »