Floridians know that everything is better when done naked, so when 63-year-old St. Augustine woman Mary Hamilton stripped down and took a walk on a Wednesday afternoon, she was still far from earning the Florida Woman title. This is normal here… but the story does progress… »
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Leesburg Woman says ‘Jesus commanded’ her to tailgate deputy
LEESBURG, Fla. – A Leesburg woman was arrested Thursday after she tailgated a deputy, then told him that “Jesus commanded” her to do so, officials with the Lake County Sheriff’s Office said. A Lake County deputy was driving his patrol car when he noticed a beige Volkswagen within inches of his bumper, according to the […] »
Florida Mom tried to run over son-in-law for exposing their affair to her daughter
A Jupiter woman is facing a felony charge after she allegedly tried to run over her daughter’s husband with her Mercedes-Benz, according to an arrest report. »
Road-raging Palm Beach Woman pulls out a 9mm threatening to “kill a n*gger”
WEST PALM BEACH – Palm Beach County sheriff’s deputies say a 22-year-old woman in a SUV pulled out a gun, pointed it at another driver in traffic and said she was going to “kill a n*gger” during a road-rage incident this month. »
82-Year-Old Florida Woman Spits on Officer’s Face at Publix
When you think of grandmas going grocery shopping, it’s normal to imagine gentle women cutting out coupons and writing checks as they hold up the line. It’s normal to imagine mild-mannered sweetness emanating from them, disarming your frustration and making you smile at the slight inconvenience of being stuck behind them at the checkout lane. […] »
Florida Woman beats a man for denying her sex
“Stop hitting me!” cried out a Florida Man at 2am on Thursday. Florida Woman Rebecca Lynn Phelps smacked him in retaliation to the request. She screamed with anger and left red marks on his face. She then scratched him. Blood dripped down from the scratch on his arm as he threatened to call 911. Just […] »
Florida Woman stabs her electrocuted boyfriend, tells cops a ‘black man with a mohawk’ did it
The lives of Florida Couples remain a mystery to many. They are reclusive creatures who only venture out late at night to party, and are rarely seen in broad daylight. Thanks to the blunders of an Avon Park duo, we have yet another narrative of what really happens inside these Florida Couple habitats. It all […] »
Floridian defends herself against a racist woman
This video (which was later deleted) came from a Facebook post by someone named “Austin,” who captioned it with the following: Ok so lady in the blue sundress said something super racist about how “you know these Haitians” and sis in the gray was not having it. She then lied to the police and said […] »
Florida Woman drunkenly bites man’s fishing line at St. Johns County pier
St. Johns County deputies arrested a woman after she bit a man’s fishing line and swam off with his lure, according to a police report. Deputies were called to the St. Johns County Pier on Tuesday at approximately 6 p.m. A fisherman told deputies that 22-year-old Alexandria Turner appeared to be intoxicated when she swam […] »
Florida Woman caught snorting cocaine in parent pick-up line
An officer caught a woman in a Lee County school parent pick-up line snorting cocaine off her iPhone. The report states the school resource officer at Lexington Middle School spotted Christina Hester, 39, through a second-floor window chopping a white substance on her phone. The officer said he saw Hester use a straw to […] »
Florida Woman lights her cigarette while transporting a gas grill and blows up SUV
ORLANDO – Two people were hurt Sunday while transporting a gas grill when a woman lit a cigarette and their SUV exploded, police said. »
Cops arrest drugged, topless Leesburg woman
LEESBURG – Police on Wednesday arrested a woman who was apparently high on methamphetamine and running around naked in her neighbor’s yard. According to an arrest affidavit, police received a call that the woman, later identified as Mandy Deane Jones, 36, of Leesburg, was running around without clothes, had flagged down a passing SUV and […] »
Florida Woman arrested after flashing her father in an argument
STUART — A woman accused of exposing herself before arguing about mail got locked up on a breach of peace charge, according to a Martin County Sheriff’s Office report. Jamie Lynn Elmerick, 26, was jailed following the July 10 incident in Stuart that “outraged and horrified” her father, the report states. Elmerick told investigators her […] »
Florida man doesn’t believe wife tried to kill him by setting the bed on fire
James chalks up his wife’s statements to bipolar disorder and her use of drugs... “I love her so much...” »
Fort Myers Woman claims to have found an iguana leg in her pizza sauce
Imagine you’re making a pizza and as the last bit of sauce pours out of the jar, a severed iguana leg falls onto your pie. This happened to Suzanne Abercrombie of Fort Myers, after buying a 14-ounce jar of Mantia’s pizza sauce from Save-a-Lot and using it for several days. Abercrombie became ill after making […] »
Traffic stop leads to meth arrest in Silver Springs
On Friday, June 30, 2017, MCSO Deputy Jason Hunt was leaving a call for service and observed defendant Tina AnnMarie Gilmour (DOB: 12/08/1988) turning north onto SE 170th Avenue Road from East Highway 40 in a red Ford pickup truck. Deputy Hunt had just issued Gilmour a Notice to Appear several days beforehand for Driving […] »
Florida Woman grabs deputy’s crotch, won’t let go
CRESTVIEW – A woman who grabbed a deputy’s crotch and refused to let go was charged with battery on a law enforcement officer and simple assault. The 35-year-old Crestview woman, whose house was too cluttered to allow officers to enter safely, also armed herself with a hammer before coming out of the house. Okaloosa County […] »
Ex-escort gets 16 years for trying to have husband killed
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) — A former Florida escort convicted of trying to hire a hit man to murder her newlywed husband could get up to 30 years in prison when she is sentenced Friday »
Florida Woman’s Gun Accidentally Fires, Shoots Mall at Millenia Shopper in Leg
The Orlando Sentinel reports the shooting happened outside the Mall at Millenia on Saturday. Orlando police Lt. Robert Terrell says a handgun in a woman’s purse accidentally fired a bullet through her bag and hit the victim in the lower leg. This happened outside the mall, near the Macy’s department story. The victim/shooter was taken […] »
Daytona Beach Woman Outdrinks Her 15-Year-Old Daughter
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35) – Volusia County Sheriff’s Office reports that a woman was arrested for child neglect after waiting 2 hours to call the police when her 15-year-old daughter wouldn’t stop throwing up. »
Naked Instagram Model Attacks an Officer in Clearwater
Brissa Dominguez-Garcia, an Instagram model with over 70,000 followers, got kicked out of the Edge Hotel in Clearwater Wednesday night, after causing a disturbance. The night manager told her she was no longer welcome on the property, but instead of leaving she simply walked into another guest’s room, as revealed by security. When police officers […] »
Florida Woman Tries Swallowing Bag of Meth That Was Hidden in Her Butt
NAPLES, Fla. – A Bonita Springs woman was arrested after deputies say she hid a baggie of meth in her buttocks as she was being booked into jail. Deputies pulled over Summer Adamson, 30, after someone reported she broke their car window. A syringe and heroin were found next to Adamson inside the car, according […] »
Florida Woman Gets Impregnated by 11-Year-Old
PORT RICHEY, Fla. – A 25-year-old Florida woman accused of having sex with an 11-year-old boy was arrested on a slew of new charges Tuesday. Police arrested Marissa Ashley Mowry outside the Busch Gardens theme park in Tampa where she works as a food vendor, according to the Tampa Bay Times. »
Florida Woman Trusts a Stranger to Borrow Her Car along with Her 4-Year-Old Daughter
At Santa Rosa Medical Center, Miranda McCoy let a stranger borrow her car along with her 4 year old daughter to get "a strawberry milkshake..." She trusted him because he was "like a gentleman, and very charming." The man never returned. Details are not yet provided, but the 4 year old girl, Alanda McCoy, was safely found that same afternoon, after a Florida Amber Alert was issued. »
Villager goes on wild golf cart ride after getting drunk at community pool
A Villager who admitted to drinking wine at a community pool was arrested after a wild ride in her golf cart Tuesday afternoon in the Village of St. Charles. Joyce Hellkamp Smith, 62, of the Village of St. Charles, had been at the wheel of a green golf cart at about 2 p.m. when someone […] »
Florida Toddler pulls Loaded Gun from Toy Box during Child Welfare Investigation
A Boynton Beach toddler found a loaded pistol in his “My Little Learning” toy box while officials were investigating his home for possible child neglect. The 3-year-old boy wanted to bring out his toys while officers were in his home, according to a police report. His toy box had several small books in it, but […] »
Gainesville woman gets butt lift after stealing money from city
GAINESVILLE — A Florida city says a former employee stole money to get a butt lift. The 33-year-old Clark also used city money for her cable television bill, food, highway tolls, a television and other expenses. »
Florida Woman Stabs Her Mother in Head
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (WCTV) — A Tallahassee woman has been charged with attempted murder after officers say she stabbed her mother in the face and chest. Around 8:30 p.m. Sunday, officers with the Tallahassee Police Department responded to a home in the 900 block of Hawthorne Street. They found a woman covered in blood around her […] »
Rogue Spider Causes Florida Woman to Crash her Car into a Pole
COOPER CITY, FL — A Florida woman’s Tuesday morning commute took an unusual turn when she happened to spot a hitchhiking spider perched atop a web above her head. When that spider decided to scale down its silk and land on her leg, things took a dangerous turn. »
Florida woman accused of throwing tampon at police officer
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (AP) — A Florida woman has been charged after police say she hit an officer with a tampon. Local news outlets report that 28-year-old Tacora Fields was arrested and charged with aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer. A police report says Fields was involved in a fight when a St. Petersburg police […] »
Florida Woman tries to assault a 14 year old boy
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Naples woman arrested for having sex with dogs
A Naples woman was arrested by Collier County deputies for having sex with dogs. Miranda Johns, 21, was arrested Monday and charged with three counts of engaging in sexual conduct with an animal. According to an arrest report, deputies were interviewing a man about a sexual battery case involving Johns. The individual denied battering Johns […] »
Woman exhibits road rage in a unique Florida fashion
Uttering her contempt by grabbing her breasts and throwing her middle fingers in the air, this Florida woman performs her ritual road-rage dance in front of this dash cam: Her male counterpart rammed into their vehicle while this white trash yee-haw redneck slut steps out to do her silly taunting. She also punched the victim’s […] »
Florida Woman tells cops to wait so she can have sex
Priorities… This 30-year-old Jacksonville local, Leanne Hunn, was cooped up in a mobile home with her boo thang, 34-year-old Ryan Patrick Bautista. This guy was wanted by the police, who showed up at the trailer park to arrest him. The cops tried getting in for 45 minutes, and even called Leanne on the telephone.. She told the […] »
Florida Woman covered in chicken wing sauce and blue cheese gets arrested for assaulting her boyfriend
Apparently her boyfriend had been lying about how much money he was making, so this woman, Trisha Brower, shows up at the hamburger joint he works at and confronts him about the $145 difference. You see, rent was due and this live-in boyfriend of hers was holding out. After a little argument she starts walking out […] »
Florida Man Attacks Girlfriend with Pet Gator and Beer
Port Orange (WTFF) – A Florida man allegedly hit his girlfriend with a 3-foot alligator and threw bottles of beer at her while they argued in their mobile home. »