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Florida Woman who claims “Mask Nazi’s need to back off” already caught coronavirus

A woman with “USA” written over her profile picture replied to this story by saying that “Mask Nazi’s need to back off.” (sic) »

Florida Woman Goes on Racist Rant After Teen Drops Gum Wrapper in St. Petersburg

St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A video was posted showing an encounter between a teen who dropped a gum wrapper on the ground and a woman who called him the n-word. »

Drunk Florida Woman Masturbates in Walmart Parking Lot

Barefoot Bay (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested in the Walmart parking lot on Malabar Road after customers dialed 911, according to the Palm Bay Police Department. »

Drunk Florida Pair Have Make-Up Sex in Random Yard

Key West (WTFF) – A Florida couple was arrested after reportedly having sex in a woman’s yard. »

Florida Woman Bites Camel’s Testicles

Grosse Tete, LA (WTFF) – A Florida woman who crawled into a camel’s pen to retrieve her dog reportedly bit the camel’s testicles after it sat on her. »

Topless Florida Woman Bicycling Down Center of Highway Arrested for Stealing Flip Flops

Okaloosa Island (WTFF) – A Florida Woman seen bicycling topless down the center of Highway 98 turned out to be a shoplifting suspect making her getaway. »

Florida Pair Have Sex in Cop Car After Bicycle DUI Arrests

Nassau County (WTFF) – A Florida man and a Florida woman reportedly had sex in a patrol car after they were arrested for drunkenly riding their bikes. »

Florida Transplant Gropes a Mother, Tells Her Husband: ‘Go Back to the Country You Came From’

Tarpon Springs (WTFF) – A Polk County woman was arrested for battery after groping a woman in front of her 6-year-old daughter and telling her husband to “go back” to his country. »

Puerto Rican BK manager told to ‘go back to Mexico’

Eustis (WTFF) – Two old ladies are internet famous after yelling at a Burger King manager for speaking Spanish to an employee. »

Florida Woman Waves Shotgun at Kids Swimming in Canal

Weeki Wachee (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after reportedly pointing a shotgun at a group of kids playing in the canal behind her home. »

Florida Woman Refuses to Pay Bar Tab

Stuart (WTFF) – A Florida woman is facing a couple misdemeanors over failing to pay for some vodka and pizza, according to the Martin County Sheriff’s Office. »

Florida Woman Burns Her Dad’s Home Down After Being Denied Cigarettes

Milton (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested for intentionally starting a house fire after arguing with her father about cigarettes. »

Florida Woman Reportedly Whips Her 26-Year-Old Stepson For Coming Home Late

Largo (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested on domestic battery charges after whipping her 26-year-old stepson with a belt for violating his curfew, police say. »

Florida Woman Pair Attack Burger King Employee After Being Denied Free Fries

Perrine (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested for reportedly attacking a Burger King manager after she asked for free french fries and was denied. »

Florida Woman Reportedly Spits on Florida Man After Asking for Money and Being Told ‘No’

Okahumpka (WTFF) – A Florida woman is facing a domestic battery charge after allegedly attacking a fellow Okahumpkan. »

Florida Woman Throws Kitchen Pot at Baby’s Daddy for Fishing Too Much

Wesley Chapel (WTFF) – A Florida woman reportedly hit her child’s father with a kitchen pot because he spent too much time fishing. »

Stripper gets Felony for Throwing Coconut at Creeper

Key West (WTFF) – A Florida woman is facing a felony charge after throwing a coconut towards a man that was filming her without consent. »

Florida Woman Flings Her Used Menstrual Pad at Hospital Worker

Dunedin (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after throwing her bloody feminine hygiene pad at a health care worker in the emergency room at Mease Dunedin Hospital. »

Florida Man Slaps Girlfriend with Cheeseburger

Martin County (WTFF) – A Florida man is in jail after reportedly slapping his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger. »

Florida Pair Steal $500 Worth of Red Bull from Walmart

Boynton Beach (WTFF) – A Florida man and a Florida woman were arrested after they stole up to $500 worth of Red Bull drinks from Walmart, according to police. »

Florida Woman Found With Live Gator in Yoga Pants

Punta Gorda (WTFF) – A traffic stop resulted in two citations for possession of a foot long live alligator and over forty 3-stripe turtles. »

Slight Slur

glassy, blood shot eyes,strong odor of alcohol,slight slur when she talked. »

The Biddles Celebrate a Beautiful Weddin’

Punta Gorda (WTFF) – A wedding at Redneck Mud Park has become internet famous, on account of how badass it was. »

Florida Woman Jills Off En Route to Jail

Dunedin (WTFF) – A Florida woman reportedly masturbated while being transported to the Pinellas County jail after trying to shoplift from a beauty supply store. »

Drunk Florida Woman Crashes into Fire Hydrant, Creates Sinkhole, Nearly Drowns

Marion County (WTFF) – A drunk Florida woman nearly drowned after driving into a fire hydrant during an intoxicated joy ride on Friday. »

Pregnant Florida Woman Reportedly Stabs Her Florida Man for Looking at Photo of Another Woman

Zephyrhills (WTFF) – A pregnant Pasco County woman was arrested for stabbing her boyfriend after he looked at another woman on his roommate’s phone. »

Florida Woman Dances Naked Outside Waffle House, Licks Employee’s Face

Pensacola (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after allegedly dancing naked outside a Waffle House, blocked traffic and threatening an employee. »

Florida Woman Farts at Dollar General, Pulls Knife on Offended Shopper

Dania Beach (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after reportedly farting at Dollar General and pulling a knife on a Florida man who complained about it. »

Florida Mom Leaves Two Kids in Hot Car with Meth while Shopping at Dollar Tree

Hudson (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after reportedly leaving two small children in a hot car with a bag of meth while shopping at a Dollar Tree store. »

Spice Emergencies Lead to Arrests

Gainesville (WTFF) – Thirteen Floridians were taken to area hospitals after consuming “spice.” Four were arrested. »

Florida Woman Beats her Elderly Husband with Vacuum Cleaner Attachment during Cleaning Binge

Holiday (WTFF) – A Florida woman is in jail after reportedly assaulting her geriatric husband. »

Florida Man Complains about Florida Woman’s Long Bathroom Usage, Gets Beer Mug Thrown at Head

Holly Hill (WTFF) – A Florida woman reportedly threw a beer mug at a Florida man’s head after he complained about her being in the bathroom too long. »

Florida Pair Busted for Sidewalk Blowjob

Fort Myers (WTFF) – A Florida man and a Florida woman were arrested for a wildly romantic romp that took place on a sidewalk in broad daylight. »

Florida woman gives her 3-year-old a swirly as a ‘joke,’ gets investigated by DCF

Leesburg (WTFF) – A Florida woman is being investigated by DCF after being seen on video shoving her 3-year-old son’s head into a toilet. »

Florida Woman Tries Stealing 80-Year-Old Lady’s Car, Gets Tackled by Burger King Manager

Sanford (WTFF) – A Florida woman has been arrested for attempting to carjack an 80-year-old woman at Burger King. »

‘Wet Willy’ Attack puts Florida Man in Jail

Fort Pierce (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly giving his girlfriend a “wet willy.” 47-year-old Joseph Sireci is facing a battery charge for the Aug. 15 “wet willy” attack, according to an arrest affidavit collected by TC Palm. The girlfriend told St. Lucie County sheriff’s that Sireci was drunk on the living […] »

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