Cleveland, FL (WTFF) – A corrections officer has resigned after getting caught stealing candy from the Charlotte County Jail commissary. »
Deputy Quits after Stealing Commissary Candy
Tag: Florida Man
Florida Man Falls Asleep in SUV Full of Stolen Goods
Avon Park (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after deputies found him sleeping inside of a vehicle full of stolen items. »
Florida Man Reportedly Sprays Coast Guard with Sewage for Raiding his Party Boat
Miami (WTFF) – An “illegal” party boat got busted by the feds. »
Florida Man Jailed after Dumping Buckets of Feces and Urine in 7-Eleven
St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after allegedly throwing a bucket of feces and urine onto the floor of a 7-Eleven. »
Conflict in Literature
Algae Overwhelms Florida Man Fleeing From Cops
Cape Coral (WTFF) – A Florida man who jumped into a canal while fleeing from the cops was forced to swim back to land because of an overwhelming amount of algae. »
Florida Man Kicks a ‘F*cking Faggot’ at Gay Bar
Key West (WTFF) – A Republican from Pompano Beach was arrested after reportedly punching a bouncer and kicking a patron while shouting gay slurs at a gay bar on Duval Street. »
‘Wet Willy’ Attack puts Florida Man in Jail
Fort Pierce (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly giving his girlfriend a “wet willy.” 47-year-old Joseph Sireci is facing a battery charge for the Aug. 15 “wet willy” attack, according to an arrest affidavit collected by TC Palm. The girlfriend told St. Lucie County sheriff’s that Sireci was drunk on the living […] »
Florida Pair Build Drive-Thru Window to Sell Drugs out of their Mobile Home
Ocala (WTFF) – A Florida couple has been arrested after police raided their trailer. »
Florida Man Flings ‘Holy Blood’ onto a Deputy
Brooksville (WTFF) – A bleeding Florida man was arrested on Wednesday after being seen next to a broken window at what used to be Homestyle Buffet. »
Florida man demands 10’s, 20’s, and ‘some donuts’ from Krispy Kreme, gets arrested
Gainesville (WTFF) – A Florida man is behind bars after showing up at Krispy Kreme and reportedly demanding money and donuts. »
Pantsless Florida Man Busted Driving Around with Drugs and a Suspended License
Groveland (WTFF) – A Florida man driving around with no pants and no license is facing several drug charges. »
Florida Man Steals Bike from Goodwill Shopper, Tries Selling it on Facebook for $20 with his Personal Account
Clermont (WTFF) – A Florida man reportedly stole a bicycle resting outside of a Goodwill store and posted it for sale on Facebook using his personal account. »
Florida Man Rides a Motorcycle
A barefoot Floridian was caught chillin’, riding down 95 on his motorcycle. »
Florida Man Finally Charged in Parking Lot Shooting
Clearwater (WTFF) – A Florida man who shot and killed an unarmed father over a parking lot dispute is now being charged with manslaughter. »
Florida Woman Beats Florida Man Because He Refused to Drive Her to Ocala
Altoona (WTFF) – A Central Florida couple’s several day long argument resulted in the arrest of a Florida woman. »
Unhinged Liberal Snowflake Shoots Friend in Ass After Political Argument on Facebook
Tampa (WTFF) – A butthurt snowflake was arrested after showing up to his friend’s house and shooting him in the thigh and butt cheek after arguing about politics on Cuckbook. »
Drunk Florida Man Goes on Beer Run with Gator
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Florida man carried a gator tucked under his arm while going on a beer run. »
Florida Man F*cks Dolphin, Stars in Documentary
Back in the 70’s a Florida man fell in love with a dolphin named Dolly. Malcolm Brenner described the experience as “almost spiritual” in a VICE article. He met the dolphin on a freelance photography assignment at Floridaland, a theme park in Sarasota. Back then he was a student at the New College of Florida. […] »
Pensacola man shoots at cigarette tosser to ‘deescalate the situation’
Milton (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly shooting at a camper for tossing a cigarette on the ground. »
Florida Man Drinks Coffee at Circle K
Leesburg (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested for trespassing after shouting racial slurs at a clerk who asked him to pay for his coffee. »
Drunk Florida Man Flicks Off Cop After Trespassing
Umatilla (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after driving his pickup truck while intoxicated. »
Florida Man Gropes Waitress, Gets Ass Kicked and Arrested
Savannah, GA (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested in our neighboring state after grabbing the buttocks of a waitress who immediately tackled him. »
Smile for the Camera!
Here’s a great photo posted by the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office. »
Florida man planned to burn his condo building down ‘with all the f*cking Jews”
Miami Beach (WTFF) – Upset after being served an eviction notice, a Florida man allegedly made plans to burn down the building. »
Florida man reportedly beats up an elderly man in his trailer
Tavares (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after allegedly trying to drag an old man out of his mobile home over a verbal dispute that began with the assailant’s friend. »
Florida man calling himself ‘The Beast’ gouges eyes of armed home intruder
Jacksonville (WFLA/CNN) – A Florida man is calling himself “The Beast” after fighting back against a home intruder and taking gruesome action to keep him subdued until police showed up. »
Florida Man Loses Finger in Fireworks Accident, Another Gets Burnt
Pompano Beach (WTFF) – Another 4th of July fireworks oops ended with two Florida men going to the hospital. »
Predictably, Florida Man Blows Off Part of His Hand in July 4th Fireworks Accident
Lauderhill (WTFF) – Another Florida man blew off part of his hand playing with fireworks on the Fourth of July. »
BMW-swerving Florida Man Busted for DUI
Volusia County (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested on Saturday night after driving like an idiot on I-4. »
Florida Man Lights Fireworks Inside Dollar Tree to Celebrate Fourth of July
Kendall (WTFF) – A Florida man launched fireworks inside a Dollar Tree near The Falls shopping mall on July 4th, according to internet sources. »
Florida Man Blows Fingers Off the Day Before Fourth of July
Merritt Island (WTFF) – A Florida man was airlifted after blowing off a couple fingers while playing with fireworks. »
Florida Man Gets BJ in Public Park… From His Step-Daughter
Cape Canaveral (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after allegedly giving her step-father a handjob/blowjob in public on a park bench. He was arrested too. »
‘You can just take me to jail now’: Florida Man to Sheriff
Astor (WTFF) – A Florida man caught driving with a suspended license and the wrong tag on his truck was arrested without a struggle. »
Florida Man Gets Out of Jail, Can’t Pay Cab Fare, Gets Arrested Again
Brevard County (WTFF) – A Melbourne man was arrested after failing to pay the taxi cab driver who drove him home from jail. »
Battles gets Busted for Battery
Astor (WTFF) – James Battles, of Paisley, Florida was arrested for reportedly striking his girlfriend during an argument. »
Florida Man Rides on The Hood of a Car on I-95 in Miami
@danimidah posted a video featuring a Florida Man riding on the hood of a car traveling around 70MPH down I-95 in Miami, near the Ives Dairy Road exit. He called FHP and they told him it’s an ongoing investigation. »
Do Not Feed the Wildlife
Florida Man Points Gun at Florida Woman for Texting While Driving
Port Richey (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after allegedly pointing a firearm at a Florida woman because she was texting and driving. »
Florida Woman’s Ex-Husband Tries Taking Her Air Conditioner, Gets Shot in the Balls
Columbia County (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested after failing to appear in court for an aggravated battery charge. »
