Pinellas Park (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested on a domestic battery charge after allegedly pouring ketchup all over his girlfriend while she slept. »
Florida Man Batters Girlfriend With Ketchup
Tag: Florida Man
Drunk, Coked-Up, Gun-Toting Charter Boat Captain Held Tour Group Captive for 12 Hours, Reportedly
Sarasota (WTFF) – A group of family and friends trying to go on a relaxing 12-hour charter boat fishing tour of the Gulf were instead given the Florida Man tour, according to court documents and news sources. »
Pair try stealing from ATM using blow torch, weld it together instead
Okaloosa County (WTFF) – Deputies are looking for a pair of men who tried to rob an ATM machine with a blow torch, but ended up welding it together. »
Florida Man Trolls 911 While Fleeing Cops
St. Augustine (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after fleeing from the cops and calling 911 to brag about his escape. »
Octopus Haircut
Thank you Debra Rivero for sending this wonderful photo of a man with an Octopus shaved into his head. »
Florida Man Hits Mom with Corn on the Cob
Zephyrhills (WTFF) – A Pasco County man was arrested for reportedly hitting his mother with a corn cob. »
Florida Man Trespassing at McDonald’s Tells Cop He ‘Should Be Arresting Scumbags in Pine Hills’ Instead
Minneola (WTFF) – A retired Groveland man was arrested for allegedly trespassing at McDonald’s. »
Florida Woman Reportedly Spits on Florida Man After Asking for Money and Being Told ‘No’
Okahumpka (WTFF) – A Florida woman is facing a domestic battery charge after allegedly attacking a fellow Okahumpkan. »
Redneck Robbery Results in Arrests
Mascotte (WTFF) – Three Florida men were arrested after an armed robbery led police to their guns and meth. »
Speeding Florida Man Shoots Tailgater on I-4
Volusia County (WTFF) – A Florida man was shot after following a speeding vehicle on Interstate 4. »
Stripper gets Felony for Throwing Coconut at Creeper
Key West (WTFF) – A Florida woman is facing a felony charge after throwing a coconut towards a man that was filming her without consent. »
Florida Man Slaps Girlfriend with Cheeseburger
Martin County (WTFF) – A Florida man is in jail after reportedly slapping his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger. »
Off-Duty Cop Accidentally Shoots Woman at Publix
Miami (WTFF) – A woman standing in line at Publix was wounded after an off-duty police officer accidentally discharged his firearm. »
Florida Man Brings 11-Year-Old Son to Burglary
St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A Florida man is behind bars after he allegedly brought his 11-year-old son along while burglarizing a home. »
Florida Pair Steal $500 Worth of Red Bull from Walmart
Boynton Beach (WTFF) – A Florida man and a Florida woman were arrested after they stole up to $500 worth of Red Bull drinks from Walmart, according to police. »
Drunk Florida Man Crashes Riding Lawn Mower into Parked Police Car
Haines City (WTFF) – A Polk County man with a blood alcohol level of 0.241 was arrested after crashing into a police cruiser with his riding lawn mower. »
Florida Woman Found With Live Gator in Yoga Pants
Punta Gorda (WTFF) – A traffic stop resulted in two citations for possession of a foot long live alligator and over forty 3-stripe turtles. »
Florida Man, High on Meth, Stabs Mattress in Jealous Fit
Fort Walton Beach (WTFF) – A meth smoking Florida man was arrested after reportedly stabbing a mattress. »
Florida Man News: Methed Out Mona Lisa
A naked (of course) Florida man steals from little leaguers, method out Mona Lisa pulls a Cardi B, and a meth lord turns his back yard into a grave yard for his friends… Then tells police about it »
New Yorker Transplant Uses Urine-Filled Water Gun to Shoot a Floridian Woman
Tampa (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly shooting a woman with a water gun full of his own urine. »
Florida Man Uses Urine-Filled Water Gun to Shoot a Woman
Tampa (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly shooting a woman with a water gun full of his own urine. »
Feral Florida Man Drunkenly Eats Spaghetti With Bare Hands Outside of Olive Garden
Naples (WTF) – A drunk Florida man was arrested after causing a “disturbance” at an Olive Garden restaurant. »
Florida Man Breaks Into Cars in Jail Parking Lot Immediately After Being Released from Jail
Port St. Lucie (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested for allegedly breaking into cars in the jail parking lot immediately after being released from jail for grand theft. »
Fake Cop Arrested by Real Cop
Sarasota (WTFF) – An internet-famous Florida man was arrested and charged with impersonating a police officer after trying to cite a woman on false traffic charges for a prank. »
Florida Man Steals Jeep to Find His Lost Cell Phone
Winter Haven (WTFF) – A Polk County man was arrested for reportedly stealing a Jeep in order to look for his lost cellular phone. »
Florida Man Report: Country Ass Wedding
Recap the 5 craziest Florida Man stories from just the last few days… »
Florida Man Full of Painkillers Falls Asleep in Running Car at Circle K Gas Pump
Tavares (WTFF) – A Florida man with a bunch of drugs was found “slumped forward” and slumbering in his running Chevy at a gas pump around 3 in the afternoon. »
Krispy Kreme Employee Reportedly Stabs Coworker’s Boyfriend After Lambasting Her Doughnut-Making Skills
Gainesville (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly stabbing a fellow Krispy Kreme employee’s boyfriend. »
The Biddles Celebrate a Beautiful Weddin’
Punta Gorda (WTFF) – A wedding at Redneck Mud Park has become internet famous, on account of how badass it was. »
Crashed Florida Man Tells Cop Fake Urine was for ‘Role Play’ with Wife
Fort Pierce (WTFF) – A drunk Florida man who crashed into a semi-trailer truck told the arresting officer that the fake urine found in his bag was used for “role play” with his wife. »
Florida Man Dials 911 After Getting Scammed by Hookers
West Palm Beach (WTFF) – A Florida man called the cops to report that he paid for sexual services that he never received. »
Not-So-Excellent Adventure
NSFW: A Florida woman went completely off the rails over $10 makeup, a Florida man’s got meth in low places, and a Florida man sent marijuana smoke signals to help police find him. It’s all in this weeks episode of The Florida Man Report! »
Cultural Appropriation
Gallagher and Pee-Wee Herman
Florida Man Cuts Off His Penis
A Florida man cuts off his own penis, Florida mayor has shootout with the SWAT team, and a Florida man robs a restaurant with a whip. Via The Florida Man Report. »
Naked Walton County Man
Drunk Florida Man Shoves Woman Over Egg Rolls
Milton (WTFF) – A North Florida man was arrested for reportedly shoving a woman that refused to let him in her house to eat egg rolls. »
North Florida Man Hits Pregnant Girlfriend With Bag of Chips over Baby Daddy Drama
Milton (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly hitting his pregnant girlfriend in the face with a bag of tortilla chips after finding out the baby might not be his. »
Drunk Florida Man Passes Out in Wendy’s Drive-Thru Lane
Cape Coral (WTFF) – A Florida man was found passed out in his running vehicle while waiting in the drive-through line at Wendy’s. »
Florida Man Pressure Washes Neighbor
Brooksville (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after “intentionally” spraying his neighbor with a pressure washer. »
