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Florida Man Stuffs 15 Bottles of Motor Oil and 30 DVDs into Pants

Florida man stuffs 15 bottles of motor oil, 30 DVDs into pants

POLK COUNTY, Fla. — A Florida man took an interesting approach to shoplifting when he took a trip to a local 7-11, according to authorities. Surveillance footage shows 38-year-old William Jason Hall walking into a 7-11 recently and exiting with a little extra baggage in his pants. »

Naked Florida man steals truck with swan sculpture in back

A naked Florida Man stole a checkered swan statue worth $25,000 fromLakeland Cold Storage on Frontage Road South. »

Florida Man Threatens Man With Machete To Go Steal Beer From Walmart

MERRITT ISLAND, Florida – A Florida man is in jail after he allegedly threatened another man with a machete to make him to steal beer from a Walmart in Merritt Island, Florida. The victim was inside his friend’s boat in a wooded area near Kiwanis Island park that is just west of the Walmart Supercenter […] »

Florida Man Shoots Python Eating his Goat

COLLIER COUNTY, Fla – A Florida man is recalling an incident that has gone viral on social media. Scott Dame of Collier County discovered a 12-foot python wrapped around his goat, the snake swallowing the goat’s head. He shot it with his .45 caliber pistol 8 times. »

Naked Florida Man Tries To Open Police Car

Marion County Sheriff’s Office Deputies discovered Andrew Humpries, 18 walking around without clothes on. They believe he was a driver that left a scene of a nearby accident. »

Florida man unplugs bounce house, trapping kids inside

A Port St. Lucie mother is peeved after a neighbor’s actions landed two children in the hospital. Deborah Romero threw a party for her daughter when all of the sudden the bounce house deflated, reports CBS 12. Nearly a dozen 2-3-year-olds were trapped inside under the hot and heavy plastic. She recalled that one child […] »

Florida Man Who Blamed Big Penis For Girlfriend’s Death Acquitted

Patterson’s lawyers filed a motion to show his penis to the jury to prove that she accidentally choked on it during oral sex. »

Naked Florida Man Attacks Mailboxes with Machete

CAPE CORAL, Fla. (AP) — Police in southwest Florida say they arrested a naked man who was attacking mailboxes with a machete. The News-Press reports that 36-year-old Yudier Duenas-Sosa was arrested Saturday night in a Cape Coral neighborhood. »

Florida man accused of stealing neighbor’s underwear, leaving others he wanted her to wear

PANAMA CITY — A Bay County man has been arrested after he allegedly broke into a woman’s vehicle and home to leave underwear he wanted her to wear, according to arrest reports. Isitro Sanches, 58, was charged Wednesday with stalking, three counts of burglary of an unoccupied dwelling and a count of burglary of an […] »

Florida Man defensively parks his gigantic truck on top of road-raging Camry

OCALA – An 18-year-old Florida Man said he backed his Ford F-150 onto a Toyota Camry on Wednesday afternoon following a road rage incident in order to protect his girlfriend and an 11-month-old who was in the pickup truck, police said. According to an arrest affidavit, Adalberto Aponte, 53, said he got into a verbal […] »

Florida Man, 76, shoots wife in butt after she refuses sex

An elderly newlywed who told police he had yet to consummate his marriage allegedly shot his wife in the butt for refusing his advances. Donald Royce, 76, of Lehigh Acres, Florida, admitted to authorities that he shot his wife after an argument about the couple’s sleeping arrangements. Royce told deputies from the Lee County Sheriff’s […] »

Florida Man smears feces on his neighbor’s car over HOA rules

JUPITER, Fla. (CBS12) — A man who police believe has a grudge against his Homeowner’s Association is accused of putting feces on a man’s car, twice. The first incident happened last October. The President of the Riverwalk Homeowner’s Association told investigators he found feces on his Dodge Charger. The man told police he believed he […] »

Palmetto man kills girlfriend’s rabbits and continues abuse

Bradenton — A Palmetto man convicted in 2014 of animal cruelty and battery after he killed his girlfriend’s pet rabbits — to demonstrate what he wanted to do to her after pushing her and threatening to kill her — has been found in violation of probation after being charged with abusing the same girlfriend. Francisco Velasquez […] »

Florida Man used his baby’s stroller to steal shampoo, prosecco, and cocktail sausages

EUSTIS, Fla. – A 26-year-old man used a baby stroller to steal items from a grocery store, according to law enforcement in Florida. Shortly before 4:30 p.m. Wednesday, a loss-prevention officer at Publix, said he saw Robert Kevin Hughes walk down the aisles with a baby stroller, then stuffing the stroller with items he didn’t […] »

Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Weapon in Club while Taking Gun Selfie

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. – A man has been arrested after he reportedly went into the bathroom of a St. Pete club to take a selfie with a handgun, but it went off and shot through the women’s restroom next door. Ron Sorn, 34, tried to run from Club Lust after the gun went off, but […] »

Florida Face Tattoo

Brian M. Dodson of Polk County. Proudly posing with his backwards Florida face tattoo. A tattoo of Florida. On his face. Backwards. What. The. Fuck. Florida. Source: https://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Brian_Dodson_29523404/ »

Florida Man high on flakka tries to break into jail

Florida Man drove his vehicle into Indian River County jail, climbed fence »

Florida Man robs bank with a Spatula

Police arrested a 33-year-old Broward County man after they say he robbed a Wells Fargo and committed a home invasion armed with a spatula. Brandon Stepherson, of Hollywood, was arrested on an unarmed robbery charge by the Fort Myers Police Department and armed home invasion count by the Lee County Sheriff’s Office. Authorities nabbed by K-9 units 24 minutes […] »

Florida Woman tells cops to wait so she can have sex

Priorities… This 30-year-old Jacksonville local, Leanne Hunn, was cooped up in a mobile home with her boo thang, 34-year-old Ryan Patrick Bautista. This guy was wanted by the police, who showed up at the trailer park to arrest him. The cops tried getting in for 45 minutes, and even called Leanne on the telephone.. She told the […] »

Selling stolen motorcycles on Facebook is a bad idea

This 19 year old Fruitland Park resident, Casey Robert Dean, is in jail after stealing two motorcycles and selling them on Facebook. Allegedly, he stole two dirt bikes from someone’s garage. In a stroke of brilliance he decided to sell them via Facebook post. In the first transaction he got an Xbox 360 and fifty bucks… then […] »

Florida Man is in jail after recording himself having sex with a puppy

Billy Joseph-Edward Taylor is a 25 year old Florida Man. He thought it would be a good idea to email his own personal sex tape to his girlfriend, I guess to turn her on or whatever Florida couples do, but in any case: The video featured Billy Joseph-Edward-I-have-too-many-names Taylor having sexual contact with a young pit […] »

Florida Man tells cop his dog was driving

“My dog was driving that car. I ran because I wanted to. You ain’t gonna find no drugs or guns on me.” -Reliford Cooper Quote of the day. Thanks Florida Man. He was found hiding in a church bathroom after driving drunk in good old West Palm Beach. Source: https://ktla.com »

Florida Man snaps his wife’s sex toy in half out of jealousy.

This Florida Man beat his ex-wife after accusing her of cheating on him with a sex toy. He was arrested for battery. Read more at: https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/cheating-with-a-sex-toy-843920 »

Florida man high on flakka attacked officer, said he was God, had sex with tree, police say

Kenneth Crowder, of Melbourne, arrested on multiple charges »

Florida Man Philanders Stuffed Animal in Walmart

Brooksville (WTFF) – A Florida man caught fornicating a stuffed animal in Walmart is facing charges for indecent exposure and criminal mischief. »

After being told to stop masturbating out in the open, Florida man sets apartment on fire

Tampa (WTFF) – A Florida man is under arrest for reportedly lighting his apartment on fire after management scolded him for pulling his dick out and masturbating in front of his open windows and door. »

Florida Man Drowns on Lawnmower

COCOA, Fla. — A man has died after driving his riding lawnmower into a river in Cocoa on Monday morning, according to Brevard County Fire Rescue. »

Naked Florida Man Jumps Off Roof Onto Homeowner, Knocks Television Over, Empties Vacuum Cleaner, Masturbates

NORTH FORT MYERS, Fla. – A North Fort Myers resident was tackled by a naked man who had leapt off his roof Monday evening – and the scene only got more bizarre from there. »

Florida Man Mistakes Girlfriend for a Hog, Shoots Her

Life at home for one Florida man got a lot more complicated when he accidentally shot his girlfriend in both legs thinking she was a hog. Flagler County Sheriff’s deputies say 52-year-old Steven Egan was hog hunting Saturday night with girlfriend Lisa Simmons at a hunting camp off a rural county road in Flagler, in […] »

Florida Man Fires AK-47 at Seafood Market for Running Out of Crawfish

Pensacola (WTFF) – A “sovereign citizen” allegedly opened fire at a seafood market after learning that they had run out of crawfish. »

Florida Man Attacks Girlfriend with Pet Gator and Beer

Port Orange (WTFF) – A Florida man allegedly hit his girlfriend with a 3-foot alligator and threw bottles of beer at her while they argued in their mobile home. »

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