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Anti-Masker Pulls Gun On Walmart Shopper

Royal Palm Beach (WTFF) – An unmasked Florida man brandished a firearm and threatened the life of a masked man in Walmart during an apparent argument. »

Commissioner who Voted Against Masks in Critical Condition with COVID-19

St. Augustine (WTFF) – St. Johns County Commissioner Paul Waldron caught the coronavirus and went into septic shock after voting against a motion to mandate masks for county employees last week. »

Anti-Masker Goes Ape on Old Lady

Fort Myers (WTFF) – A Florida man angrily swore at an elderly woman who asked him to wear a mask during the coronavirus epidemic. »

Florida Man Intentionally Coughs on Retail Employee, Complains Social Distancing is ‘Getting Out of Hand’

Orange City (WTFF) – In the midst of the COVID-19 outbreak and 30-day stay at home mandate, a Florida man was arrested for aggravated assault after intentionally coughing on a store employee, deputies say. »

Florida Man Masturbates to Porn in Library

Clermont (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly masturbating in a public library while watching pornography on one of the computers. »

Thinking Sucks

Burglars Arrested, One Tries Hiding in Gopher Tortoise Hole

Melrose (WTFF) – Two Florida men were arrested after a home was burglarized. »

Florida Men Pour Beer in Gator’s Mouth

Palm City (WTFF) – Two Florida men were arrested for unlawfully taking an alligator. »

Drunk Florida Pair Have Make-Up Sex in Random Yard

Key West (WTFF) – A Florida couple was arrested after reportedly having sex in a woman’s yard. »

Florida Man Arrested After Bringing a Knife to a Shovel Fight

Cantonment (WTFF) – A verbal argument reportedly led to two men arming themselves with shovels before one of them pulled out a knife. »

Florida Pair Have Sex in Cop Car After Bicycle DUI Arrests

Nassau County (WTFF) – A Florida man and a Florida woman reportedly had sex in a patrol car after they were arrested for drunkenly riding their bikes. »

Florida Man Accused of Spying on Bathing Woman

Milton (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after deputies say he used a mirror to spy on a woman while she bathed. »

Homeless Florida Man Reportedly Throws Raw Hamburger Meat on Car

Cocoa (WTFF) – A homeless Florida man was arrested after allegedly throwing raw hamburger meat on the hood of another man’s car. »

Homeless Florida Man’s Delusional Vandalism Spree Makes Great Headlines

Okaloosa Island (WTFF) – A homeless man with apparent mental illness was arrested for reportedly vandalizing at least twenty cars in a parking lot, resulting in a mass media click-bait frenzy. »

Gassing Up Home Depot Buckets

Image posted by a Dunedin resident. »

Florida Man Throws Urine at Prosecutor

Fort Lauderdale (WTFF) – A convict awaiting sentencing threw “urine fluid all over” the prosecutor, police say. »

Florida Man Goes Sail Surfing as Hurricane Dorian Approaches

Drunk Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Himself, Blames it on Robber

Ocala (WTFF) – A convicted felon was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison after an investigation revealed that he was in possession of a firearm and ammunition. »

Kinky Castration Lands Florida Man in Jail

Sebring (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly performing a castration on a willing participant. »

Drunk Florida Man Steals Walmart Scooter

St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A Florida man has been accused of stealing a courtesy scooter from a Walmart on Friday night. »

Florida Man Throws Urine at Man Who Passed Drug Test

Hudson (WTFF) – A Pasco County man was arrested after deputies say he threw a cup of urine on an acquaintance because he was angry that a drug test came back clean. »

Florida Man Drives Golf Cart Through Walmart

Gibsonton (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after crashing his golf cart into a Walmart on Thursday, according to the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office. »

Florida Man Pulls Gun on Delivery Men for Being Late

Manatee County (WTFF) – A Florida man pulled a gun on delivery men because his furniture didn’t arrive on time. »

Florida Man Reportedly Pulls Gun on Woman Who Refused to Try His Vape Pen at McDonald’s

St. Augustine (WTFF) – A Florida man is behind bars after deputies say he pulled a gun on a woman at McDonald’s after she refused to try his vape pen. »

Wanted Florida Man Gives Cops His Brother’s Name, Who Also Had a Warrant

Bradenton (WTFF) – A Florida man with a warrant out for his arrest gave cops his brother’s name in an effort to avoid incarceration. Turns out his brother was wanted too. »

Florida Man Steals Around 75 Pool Floats For Sex, ‘Instead of Raping Women’

Palm Bay (WTFF) – A Florida man accused of stealing multiple pool floats told police that he has sex with the inflatables instead of raping women. »

Five Guys Fight at Five Guys

Stuart (WTFF) – Five Florida guys were arrested after a fight broke out in Five Guys. »

Naked Florida Man Found in Dollar Tree Bathroom With Meth and Heroin

Cape Coral (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after police say they found him naked with drugs inside a bathroom at Dollar Tree. »

Florida Man Chops Penis Off Wife’s Lover

Bell (WTFF) – A Florida man used a pair of scissors to cut off the penis of a man he suspected of sleeping with his wife, deputies say. »

Masturbating Florida Man “Looking for Girls” Arrested Twice in One Weekend With Meth and Coke

Leesburg (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested twice in one weekend for prowling with meth on Saturday, and masturbating in a gas station with coke on Sunday. »

Florida Man Tries Getting Out of Prison Early by Threatening 9/11 Style Terror Attacks

Milton (WTFF) – A Florida inmate was arrested after reportedly making written threats of terrorism. »

Drunk Florida Man Reportedly Urinates in Front of Villagers at Gator’s Dockside

The Villages (WTFF) – An intoxicated Florida man was arrested after reportedly urinating on a light pole in front of a Gator’s Dockside restaurant in the world’s largest retirement community. »

Dildo Versus Gator

Florida Man Shoots at Van After Getting Rear-Ended

Kissimmee (WTFF) – A Florida man who shot at a van while driving on Florida’s Turnpike told authorities that he was trying to get the van to slow down after the driver rear-ended him. »