Florida (WTFF) – The state added 15,300 cases of COVID-19 on Sunday, claiming first place in the nation for the highest number of cases in one day. »
Florida Takes First Place in U.S. Coronavirus Cases
Tag: Florida
Coughing Contest
Tiger King
Meth Home
Florida Orientation
Florida City Stereotypes
Florida Ranked Worst in Nation Comparing Wages to Cost of Living
Florida (WTFF) – Florida is the least affordable state to live in, according to a new study by Joblist.com. »
Sir Gus
Get Out
America vs. Florida
Power Rangers
Street Reporters
In order to keep up with the ever-increasing volume of f*ckery in Florida, we’re calling for participation in a citizens journalism initiative. We encourage our readers to become active participants in the news cycle, instead of just consuming what mainstream media disseminates. This gives everyday Floridians the power to shape their own narratives instead of […] »
Terms of Use in a Nutshell
Basically, we ain’t responsible for shit, you ain’t responsible for shit, everyone can say whatever the fuck they want. Nobody can (successfully) sue us for libel, because our shit’s tight and we only report facts directly from arrest affidavits or other news sources. Nobody can sue use for making fun of them because of 17 […] »
California, Florida and Alabama
Welcome to Florida, I will be your trusty guide
Coroner’s Report
Other acceptable causes of death in Florida: »
Why do we bitch so much?
Part of healing the divisions in this country involves laughing at ourselves and becoming more humble. It also involves exposing media tricks that are used to manipulate the senses. We try to use sarcasm to elicit truth. Sometimes we suck at it and the message at the depth falls flat. Sometimes it’s kinda funny and […] »
Power Rangers
Fuck You I’m From Florida Golf Cart
Spotted in Astatula’s Central Florida Motorsports Park during the 2019 Florideah Swamp Fest. »
Florida State Symbols
Study Finds That Everyone in Florida is Stupid
The Internet (WTFF) – A recently released study indicates that every single person in Florida is stupid. »
Florida: Opioids, Meth, Guns, Incest, Illiteracy
Sick of Florida
State of Florida
Written by Randy W. State Of Florida: Miles and miles of strip malls with divorce lawyers, tattoos, pawn shops,etc., Wal-Marts every mile, trailer courts, trailer parks, trailer trash, malls, strip malls, mini-malls, cops, artery-clogging steak houses, McDonald’s/Wendy’s/Burger Kings every 3 blocks, constant hot/humid weather, dixie this, dixie that, little lizards climbing the trees, “neighbors” who […] »
Toilet
The South is a toilet and Florida’s the drainpipe. »
America
America’s the Florida of the world. »
Yeah I Like Florida
Yeah I like FLORIDA
Ferocious wildlife Lortabs Oxycontin Rent-A-Wheel Indecent exposure Dying of heat stroke Alligators Fentanyl Lottery Tickets Old Money Red Tide Idiocracy Drug Addiction Assholes »
Cold Sores
Just as cold sores bubble out of herpes-infested skin, so Florida juts out of ‘Murka as a beacon of the hostility, ignorance and filth that are festering inside. »
PSA: Florida’s Cancelled
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT The entire state of Florida has been cancelled. Turns out the whole thing was a mistake. Sorry for any inconvenience. »
Drunk and Sweaty
Floridafy your life. Do whatever you do, but do it drunk and sweaty. »
Hurricanes and Gators
Hurricanes and gators don’t scare us in Florida. We have drugs and guns for those, in that order. They’re pretty harmless, relatively. It’s the voters and the corporations that trick the voters that do the most damage here. »
Maturity and Legal Threats
Maturity is replying to legal threats with anything other than, “suck my peninsula,” or “read our terms and then go fuck yourself.” »
Stupid
It’s funny when someone thinks that because you’re from Florida you must be stupid and then you surprise them and they realize you really are stupid. »
Pull
— To be fair though, yes, Florida’s fucked up, but have you seen America lately? »
Florida Interstates
WTFF
California and Florida
From the WTF_Florida subreddit. »
This state is really Florida’d up
This state is really Florida’d up »
God Bless Florida Man
God bless Florida Man, for his crimes that hurt no one. He is truly free, something that upsets and frightens those who wish to control the masses. While Catholic priests boink little boys in the butt and church leaders use tithe money to hide the truth, Florida Man simply strips his clothes off like supralapsarian […] »
