Nassau County (WTFF) – A Florida man and a Florida woman reportedly had sex in a patrol car after they were arrested for drunkenly riding their bikes. »
Tag: DUI
Drunk Florida Man Crashes Riding Lawn Mower into Parked Police Car
Haines City (WTFF) – A Polk County man with a blood alcohol level of 0.241 was arrested after crashing into a police cruiser with his riding lawn mower. »
Crashed Florida Man Tells Cop Fake Urine was for ‘Role Play’ with Wife
Fort Pierce (WTFF) – A drunk Florida man who crashed into a semi-trailer truck told the arresting officer that the fake urine found in his bag was used for “role play” with his wife. »
Drunk Florida Woman Crashes into Fire Hydrant, Creates Sinkhole, Nearly Drowns
Marion County (WTFF) – A drunk Florida woman nearly drowned after driving into a fire hydrant during an intoxicated joy ride on Friday. »
Drunk Florida Man Sings ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ During Journey to Jail
Vero Beach (WTFF) – A drunk Florida man arrested on a DUI charge started singing Journey on his way to jail. »
Pantsless Florida Man Busted Driving Around with Drugs and a Suspended License
Groveland (WTFF) – A Florida man driving around with no pants and no license is facing several drug charges. »
BMW-swerving Florida Man Busted for DUI
Volusia County (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested on Saturday night after driving like an idiot on I-4. »
‘You can just take me to jail now’: Florida Man to Sheriff
Astor (WTFF) – A Florida man caught driving with a suspended license and the wrong tag on his truck was arrested without a struggle. »
Drunk Florida Man Speeds Away from Troopers, Crashes into Tree, Shouts Racial Slurs, Pulls out Penis
Eustis (WTFF) – A Florida man is facing a litany of charges after driving drunk. »
After Crashing Golf Cart, Florida Woman Tells Cops She’s Too “F*cked Up” for Breath Sample
Lady Lake (WTFF) – A drunk Central Florida woman was arrested after slamming a golf cart into some landscaping. »
Drunk Ocala Woman Kills a Mother in DUI Crash, Smiles in Mugshot
Ocala (WTFF) – A Florida woman is in jail after causing crash that killed a 60-year-old woman, according to the FHP. »
2018 Leesburg Bikefest Weekend Arrests
This Monday marks the end of Leesburg Bikefest (known simply as “bahk fast” by the locals). It involves motorcycles, alcohol, ass & titties, hair metal bands, and lots and lots of cheap beer. Doctors and lawyers come from all over to cosplay as renegade bikers. Locals show up and party. Dealers show up and sell […] »
Typical Florida Driver Busted for Driving With a Suspended License
Sorrento (WTFF) – A Florida man driving straight with his left blinker on was pulled over and arrested for driving with a suspended license. »
Longwood Man Offers Cop a Handjob
Lady Lake (WTFF) – A Florida man who was allegedly driving drunk through Lake County offered the arresting officer a handjob. »
Upset with Hospital Wait Time, Florida Man Steals an Ambulance
Lady Lake (WTFF) – A Central Florida man was arrested after stealing an ambulance from a hospital in the world’s largest retirement community. »
Florida Woman Gets Out of Rehab, Opens a 12-Pack of Beer with Child in Car
Wellington (WTFF) – A drunk Miami woman was arrested for driving a vehicle containing her child and an open 12-pack of beer. »
Villager Arrested for Violating a DUI Probation
The Villages (WTFF) – Deputies arrested a Villager who violated a DUI probation originating in Sumter County. »
1-800-Ask-Gary arrested for drunk driving
Manatee County (WTFF) – Gary Kompothecras was arrested on DUI charges early Thursday morning. »
Drunk Florida Man Does a Sloppy Cartwheel During Sobriety Test
Cape Coral (WTFF) – Florida Man tried to prove his sobriety to a cop by doing a cartwheel. He failed. The cop’s body cam caught the whole thing on video. »
Drunk Tampa Man Mistakes Bank Drive-Thru for Taco Bell
Spring Hill (WTFF) – A man from Tampa was arrested for a DUI on Wednesday after he allegedly drove through a bank drive-thru believing it was a Taco Bell restaurant. »
Drunk Milton Man Crashes into Attorney’s Office
Milton (WTFF) – Florida Man was arrested on Saturday for a DUI and fleeing the scene of an accident after he allegedly drove his vehicle into an attorney’s office. »
Drunk Florida Woman Crashes Car with Toddler and Takes a Piss on I-4
Seffer (WTFF) – A Citrus County mother drunkenly crashed her car into several vehicles on I-4 while her 2-year-old son was inside the car. »
Palm Bay Woman Gets a DUI in Police Station Parking Lot
Brevard (WTFF) – A woman was arrested in Palm Bay after she parked in a restricted parking spot at the Palm Bay Police Department and was found to be drunk. »
Polk County Woman Gets a DUI on a Horse
(WTFF) – A 53-year-old Polk City woman was arrested near Lakeland on charges of DUI and animal neglect. It was right around 1:30 pm on a Thursday afternoon in Polk County. »
Palm Beach Woman Offers to Tap Dance During Sobriety Test
Palm Beach (WTFF) – A woman in Palm Beach got a DUI after downing a bottle of white wine, driving her BMW, and offering to tap dance for the arresting officers. Honore Ryan is a 59-year-old Florida Woman. Last week, she finished off a bottle of white wine and hopped into her 2014 BMW. Being […] »
Escambia Cop Who Tried Killing Wife with Patrol Car Gets Probation
Milton, FL (WTFF) — A Florida cop who ate some pills and purposely rammed his patrol vehicle into his ex-wife’s home has been sentenced to two years of probation. The incident happened back in November of 2016 in Milton, FL. »
Drunk Florida Man Crashes Car, Abandons Three Kids Inside to Escape on Foot
EDGEWATER, Fla. – A man allegedly involved in a hit-and-run crash in New Smyrna Beach was arrested in Edgewater Tuesday after police say he abandoned his vehicle, and the three young children inside, and fled on foot. Mark Hackstie, 39, is facing numerous charges in connection with the incident, which started with a crash in […] »
Drunk Ocoee Man arrested for impersonating a cop
53-year-old Ocoee man Albert Dolan was doing what Florida Man does best… Drinking. He got the bright idea to hop into his Dodge Charger with fake police lights and drive 66 MPH in a 35 MPH zone. An officer spotted him and pulled him over. Albert screamed that he was a cop and worked for […] »
Florida Man Drives ATV into Pool Without Spilling Beer
“Would you like for me to hold your beer?” offers a kind soul nearby. “No, I got this,” said the true, honest-to-goodness Florida Man man atop a camo-print 2013 Can-Am XMR 1000 at the bottom of the pool. This is perhaps the most majestic act of Florida Manning I’ve seen in a long time. »
Father with baby in car passes out at stoplight, hard lemonade in hand
A Melbourne dad was on his was to pick up his second child at school, when he passed out at a stoplight. The car was seen stopped in the middle of Hibiscus Boulevard, near the intersection of U.S. 1. “He could’ve rolled out in the middle of that intersection. This intersection has accidents all the […] »
Woman urinates herself, yells racial slurs during DUI arrest
Suspect accused of driving wrong way with son in car »
Leftover chicken wings help police bust Cape Coral man for DUI
CAPE CORAL, Fla. – Wednesday, police arrested a Cape Coral man suspected of drunk driving, but it wasn’t any ordinary DUI case. »
Florida man tells deputy: I couldn’t pass field sobriety test ‘if I was sober’
A Florida man who was stopped for driving his golf cart erratically told a deputy he couldn’t pass field sobriety tests if he were sober. »
Drunk Florida Man hits 17 cars while trying to park
Troopers investigate 8 wrecks at The Gate Apartments in Davenport after a DUI driver tried to park his Chevy Blazer. »
Drunk Florida Man Livestreams Himself Speeding Recklessly Down Crowded Clearwater Beach
CLEARWATER BEACH, FL (WFLA) – A man was arrested after driving his car across a crowded Florida beach Thursday. Police said he drove for a while down the north side of the beach, running over chairs and umbrellas. It took police nine minutes to get the man into custody from when he got onto the […] »
Villager goes on wild golf cart ride after getting drunk at community pool
A Villager who admitted to drinking wine at a community pool was arrested after a wild ride in her golf cart Tuesday afternoon in the Village of St. Charles. Joyce Hellkamp Smith, 62, of the Village of St. Charles, had been at the wheel of a green golf cart at about 2 p.m. when someone […] »
Niceville man leads deputies on car chase through hay field
CRESTVIEW — A Niceville man on felony probation led a Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office deputy on a chase through a hay field early Wednesday morning after he was caught speeding. »
Tiger Woods blames DUI arrest on prescription medications
Tiger Woods was arrested early Monday morning for driving under the influence, but hours after his release from a jail near his Florida home issued a statement saying “alcohol was not involved.” In the statement, released through his publicist Monday evening, Woods blamed his arrest on prescription drugs. “What happened was an unexpected reaction to […] »
Florida man drunkenly crashes car into sheriff’s ‘Don’t Drink and Drive’ unit
A Citrus County man driving drunk crashed his car into the sheriff’s brand new drunk-driving awareness vehicle. At around 10 p.m. Saturday night during Pirate Fest, Paul M. Wilkins, 63, of Crystal River, drove through a traffic control point at US-19 and Citrus Avenue. He hit a Citrus County Sheriff’s Office detective’s vehicle and pushed […] »
Drunk man crashes stolen forklift in Florida Keys
MARATHON, Fla. — Florida Keys authorities say a drunken man from Rhode Island stole a forklift and crashed into a gate, telling deputies he lost his car keys and needed something to drive. The Monroe County Sheriff’s Office says in a news release that 44-year-old Edward Quinton of Greenwich, Rhode Island told deputies he was […] »