Barefoot Bay (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested in the Walmart parking lot on Malabar Road after customers dialed 911, according to the Palm Bay Police Department. »
Drunk Florida Woman Masturbates in Walmart Parking Lot
Tag: Drunk
Drunk Florida Pair Have Make-Up Sex in Random Yard
Key West (WTFF) – A Florida couple was arrested after reportedly having sex in a woman’s yard. »
Drunk Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Himself, Blames it on Robber
Ocala (WTFF) – A convicted felon was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison after an investigation revealed that he was in possession of a firearm and ammunition. »
Drunk Florida Man Steals Walmart Scooter
St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A Florida man has been accused of stealing a courtesy scooter from a Walmart on Friday night. »
Florida Transplant Gropes a Mother, Tells Her Husband: ‘Go Back to the Country You Came From’
Tarpon Springs (WTFF) – A Polk County woman was arrested for battery after groping a woman in front of her 6-year-old daughter and telling her husband to “go back” to his country. »
Drunk Florida Man Reportedly Urinates in Front of Villagers at Gator’s Dockside
The Villages (WTFF) – An intoxicated Florida man was arrested after reportedly urinating on a light pole in front of a Gator’s Dockside restaurant in the world’s largest retirement community. »
Florida Woman Refuses to Pay Bar Tab
Stuart (WTFF) – A Florida woman is facing a couple misdemeanors over failing to pay for some vodka and pizza, according to the Martin County Sheriff’s Office. »
Drunk, Coked-Up, Gun-Toting Charter Boat Captain Held Tour Group Captive for 12 Hours, Reportedly
Sarasota (WTFF) – A group of family and friends trying to go on a relaxing 12-hour charter boat fishing tour of the Gulf were instead given the Florida Man tour, according to court documents and news sources. »
Feral Florida Man Drunkenly Eats Spaghetti With Bare Hands Outside of Olive Garden
Naples (WTF) – A drunk Florida man was arrested after causing a “disturbance” at an Olive Garden restaurant. »
Crashed Florida Man Tells Cop Fake Urine was for ‘Role Play’ with Wife
Fort Pierce (WTFF) – A drunk Florida man who crashed into a semi-trailer truck told the arresting officer that the fake urine found in his bag was used for “role play” with his wife. »
Drunk Florida Man Shoves Woman Over Egg Rolls
Milton (WTFF) – A North Florida man was arrested for reportedly shoving a woman that refused to let him in her house to eat egg rolls. »
Drunk Florida Man Passes Out in Wendy’s Drive-Thru Lane
Cape Coral (WTFF) – A Florida man was found passed out in his running vehicle while waiting in the drive-through line at Wendy’s. »
Drunk Florida Woman Crashes into Fire Hydrant, Creates Sinkhole, Nearly Drowns
Marion County (WTFF) – A drunk Florida woman nearly drowned after driving into a fire hydrant during an intoxicated joy ride on Friday. »
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Drunken Trailer Park Tift on Florida Street Leads to Florida Man’s Arrest
Eustis (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested Wednesday night after a verbal dispute disturbed the trailer park. »
Drunk and Sweaty
Floridafy your life. Do whatever you do, but do it drunk and sweaty. »
Drunk Florida Man Sings ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ During Journey to Jail
Vero Beach (WTFF) – A drunk Florida man arrested on a DUI charge started singing Journey on his way to jail. »
Drunk Florida Teen Refuses to Leave Hospital
Clermont (WTFF) – A 17-year-old Florida teen was arrested after causing a disturbance at South Lake Hospital on Tuesday night. »
Drunk Florida Man Goes on Beer Run with Gator
Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Florida man carried a gator tucked under his arm while going on a beer run. »
Drunk White People
Drunk Florida Man Flicks Off Cop After Trespassing
Umatilla (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after driving his pickup truck while intoxicated. »
Florida Man Breaks into Dollar General and Steals Beer Wearing a ‘This Guy Needs a Beer’ Shirt
Eustis (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after video surveillance caught him forcibly breaking into a Dollar General and stealing beer. »
Drunk Florida Man Speeds Away from Troopers, Crashes into Tree, Shouts Racial Slurs, Pulls out Penis
Eustis (WTFF) – A Florida man is facing a litany of charges after driving drunk. »
Drunk Florida Pair Nearly Drop Their Kid on the Floor at Gator’s Dockside
Clermont (WTFF) – A Florida woman and a Florida man are facing two child neglect charges each after getting obliterated at Gator’s Dockside with their child. »
After calling him a flashy n*gger, Florida Man blows up neighbor’s car
South Daytona (WTFF) – A Florida Man was arrested after reportedly blowing up his neighbor’s car after calling the victim a “n*gger” and saying that he’s flashy. »
After Crashing Golf Cart, Florida Woman Tells Cops She’s Too “F*cked Up” for Breath Sample
Lady Lake (WTFF) – A drunk Central Florida woman was arrested after slamming a golf cart into some landscaping. »
Tourists Accosted by Drunken Couple Swearing Racist Insults at Pool
Orlando (WTFF) – Hotel guests at Omni Orlando Resort at ChampionsGate ran into a racist, mean, drunk couple and posted the confrontation online. »
Drunk Umatilla Man Shoves his Mom
Umatilla (WTFF) – A drunk Central Florida man was arrested after allegedly shoving his mother. »
Florida Man Tries Fighting Floridians at Chili’s
Vero Beach (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly yelling at people and challenging them to a fight at a Chili’s Bar & Grill on Saturday night. »
Drunk Florida Man Pulls out Knife and Taser at McDonald’s, yells “Get Out of My Country!”
St. Augustine (WTFF) – An altercation at McDonald’s ended with a Florida man pulling out a knife and a stun gun after yelling “get out of my country!” »
Copious Amounts of Alcohol
Florida Woman Beats her Florida Man for Refusing to Cuddle in Hot Weather
Clearwater (WTFF) – A Florida woman allegedly battered her boyfriend after he said it was too hot to cuddle. »
Tampa Bay Couple Stole Motorized Cart from Walmart, Drove it to a Bar
Largo (WTFF) – A Florida couple reportedly stole a motorized shopping cart from a Largo Walmart and drove it to a bar. »
Drunk Florida Man Wakes Up in Parking Lot, Tells Cop His Name is “F*ck you, *sshole!”
Vero Beach (WTFF) – A drunk Florida man was arrested on Sunday evening in the parking lot of a Sam’s Club. »
After Drinking All Morning, Palatka Man Tries Stealing Beer from Publix
Eustis (WTFF) – A drunk Florida man was arrested after allegedly trying to steal some beer from a Publix grocery store. »
Florida Woman Calls 911 to Get Beer
St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A Florida woman called 911 twice to get beer, according to police. »
Trampite Tries to Make The Rays Game More Lit
St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested at Tropicana Field after allegedly trying to start a paper towel holder on fire. »
Drunk Florida Couple Fights After Beach Wedding
Clearwater Beach (WTFF) – A drunk Florida couple got married on the beach and started fighting each other after the wedding, reportedly. »
Drunk, Shirtless Florida Woman Boasts of “Freedom of Speak”
Melbourne (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested for disorderly intoxication Thursday. »
2018 Leesburg Bikefest Weekend Arrests
This Monday marks the end of Leesburg Bikefest (known simply as “bahk fast” by the locals). It involves motorcycles, alcohol, ass & titties, hair metal bands, and lots and lots of cheap beer. Doctors and lawyers come from all over to cosplay as renegade bikers. Locals show up and party. Dealers show up and sell […] »
