Cocaine Archives - WTF Florida?

Florida Teen Reportedly Steals Parent’s Debit Card to Pay for Their Assassination

Umatilla (WTFF) – A 17-year-old Florida girl has been charged with Criminal Solicitation for Murder after deputies say she paid two different individuals to have parents killed. »

26 Kilos of Cocaine Wash up on Shore, Thanks to Hurricane Dorian

Melbourne (WTFF) – As Hurricane Dorian meandered along the east coast of Florida, it launched bricks of cocaine onto our beaches. »

Drunk, Coked-Up, Gun-Toting Charter Boat Captain Held Tour Group Captive for 12 Hours, Reportedly

Sarasota (WTFF) – A group of family and friends trying to go on a relaxing 12-hour charter boat fishing tour of the Gulf were instead given the Florida Man tour, according to court documents and news sources. »

Drunk Florida Man Crashes Riding Lawn Mower into Parked Police Car

Haines City (WTFF) – A Polk County man with a blood alcohol level of 0.241 was arrested after crashing into a police cruiser with his riding lawn mower. »

Florida Woman Steals From Walmart, Smokes Crack in Police Cruiser

St. Petersburg (WTFF) – A Florida woman arrested for stealing from Walmart was caught free-basing in the back of the police cruiser. »

Florida Man Breaks into Dollar General and Steals Beer Wearing a ‘This Guy Needs a Beer’ Shirt

Eustis (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after video surveillance caught him forcibly breaking into a Dollar General and stealing beer. »

Upset over disability checks being cut off, Florida woman attempts suicide with ‘boost bars’ and cocaine

Clermont (WTFF) – A Florida woman was arrested for allegedly pushing her boyfriend and kicking officers after she took “boost bars” and cocaine to end her life. »

Florida Woman Tells Cops the Wind Blew Cocaine Into Her Purse

Fort Pierce (WTFF) – A Florida woman who allegedly had cocaine in her purse blamed the wind. »

Cocaine Blew Into My Purse

Florida Man Dies after Swallowing Cocaine During Traffic Stop

Milton (WTFF) – A Florida man is dead Tuesday morning after eating 7 grams of cocaine during a routine traffic stop. »

Around Cocaine and Alcohol in Miami

Cocaine and alcohol are standard in Miami. »

Florida Man Applies to a Job

Actual email to HR reading: “My name is ##### and I applied for ##### and was wondering if me smoking cocaine will effect my application. Thank you” Notice the incorrect use of “effect” rather than “affect,” proving that it’s really Florida Man. »

Florida Man Falls Asleep in Idling Car, Gets Busted for Drugs

Mount Dora (WTFF) – A man was arrested in Central Florida after police allegedly found him sleeping in his car with cocaine and some weed. »

Florida Man convinces Florida Woman to Hide Cocaine up her Cooter in a Cop Car

Daytona Beach (WTFF) – Florida Man convinced his wife to conceal a plastic baggie of cocaine up her vagina while they were both sitting in the back of a cop car. »

Florida Attorney / Former Cop gets Busted for Trafficking Cocaine

Robert Carr, Brandon Byars and Logan Sebring. (Courtesy: WFLA)

Polk County (WTFF) – An attorney from Tampa, who was also a police officer, was arrested on drug trafficking charges along with two other men. »

Miami Cop Busted for Snorting Cocaine in a Nightclub

Miami (WTFF) – A cop was fired after being caught on video snorting cocaine in a nightclub. »

Does it snow in Florida?

50-lb. block of cocaine washes ashore on Melbourne Beach

Melbourne Beach (WTFF) – A large block of cocaine washed up on the shores of Melbourne Beach. Brevard County sheriff’s deputies retrieved the large block of powdered narcotic about 11 a.m. ET Friday before Florida Man could crush it up and snort it all. »

Coked-Out Florida Man Smacks a Police Horse’s Ass in Downtown Orlando

Casey Martin Waldner is a 29-year-old Florida Man who lives in Pace, a small town in the Panhandle near Pensacola. According to clickorlando.com, this particular Florida Man came from San Diego, California originally. Florida Man is rarely ever from Florida. Since California is basically the other Florida, we can expect his behavior to be equally […] »

Cocoa Woman Dies from Cocaine and Fire Ant Bites

Gustava Renee Rigsby was a Florida Woman who made it all the way to the age of 59. On Tuesday, the state medical examiner’s office finalized their autopsy report, determining how she died. Back in June, she was snorting coke near Cocoa Meat & Produce, a hood grocery store in Cocoa, FL. She passed out […] »

Miami Dolphins offensive line coach Chris Foerster snorts a line

The Miami Dolphins are aware of an internet video that apparently shows offensive line coach Chris Foerster snorting an unknown powdery substance while at work at some point in his NFL career. »

Drug Induced Hallucinations Compel Florida Couple to Call Police

JUPITER FARMS – A woman called 911 Monday afternoon. Three men were on her Jupiter Farms driveway, she told a dispatcher. One had a rifle. Another was trying to enter the home. What Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office authorities first thought was a home invasion turned out to be that woman’s cocaine- and Xanax-fueled hallucination, […] »

Delray Dealer Invites Police into Home, Exposing $300,000, Drugs, and Guns

DELRAY BEACH – Jovani Alexander Caprio knew that his Delray Beach townhouse was filled with drugs and cash. But when he was asked by members of a Palm Beach County sheriff’s drug task force if they could check the home on the 100 block of Coconut Key Lane despite not having a warrant, Caprio agreed […] »

Florida Man Brings Cocaine to Hospital Patient

VERO BEACH — An Indian River Medical Center visitor was accused of providing a syringe of cocaine to a patient, according to an arrest affidavit. »

Coked out Florida Man drifts a Scion through Publix parking lot

In the middle of the night on September 24, 2017, a Cape Coral officer was doing a routine check around the Publix Super Market at Santa Barbara Centre. »

Florida Dad celebrates ‘one last drug binge’ with the mother of his child by overdosing

GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) – Police say a Florida woman invited the father of her 4-year-old daughter to join her for “one last drug binge” before she entered a rehab program. »

Florida Woman caught snorting cocaine in parent pick-up line

An officer caught a woman in a Lee County school parent pick-up line snorting cocaine off her iPhone. The report states the school resource officer at Lexington Middle School spotted Christina Hester, 39, through a second-floor window chopping a white substance on her phone. The officer said he saw Hester use a straw to […] »

Drunk Florida Man sets scooter on fire because he ‘got mad’ at it

Chance Richie was drunk and angry at his scooter, so he set it on fire, according to the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office. Late Wednesday, deputies found a 2016 Taizhou scooter up in a blaze in the 8600 block of Blind Pass Road in St. Pete Beach. The fire caused minor damage to two cars parked […] »

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