Tag: Bad Decisions

Commissioner who Voted Against Masks in Critical Condition with COVID-19

St. Augustine (WTFF) – St. Johns County Commissioner Paul Waldron caught the coronavirus and went into septic shock after voting against a motion to mandate masks for county employees last week. »

Florida Woman who claims “Mask Nazi’s need to back off” already caught coronavirus

A woman with “USA” written over her profile picture replied to this story by saying that “Mask Nazi’s need to back off.” (sic) »

Florida Woman Bites Camel’s Testicles

Grosse Tete, LA (WTFF) – A Florida woman who crawled into a camel’s pen to retrieve her dog reportedly bit the camel’s testicles after it sat on her. »

Gassing Up Home Depot Buckets

Image posted by a Dunedin resident. »

Wanted Florida Man Gives Cops His Brother’s Name, Who Also Had a Warrant

Bradenton (WTFF) – A Florida man with a warrant out for his arrest gave cops his brother’s name in an effort to avoid incarceration. Turns out his brother was wanted too. »

Pair try stealing from ATM using blow torch, weld it together instead

Okaloosa County (WTFF) – Deputies are looking for a pair of men who tried to rob an ATM machine with a blow torch, but ended up welding it together. »

Florida Woman Found With Live Gator in Yoga Pants

Punta Gorda (WTFF) – A traffic stop resulted in two citations for possession of a foot long live alligator and over forty 3-stripe turtles. »

Fake Cop Arrested by Real Cop

Sarasota (WTFF) – An internet-famous Florida man was arrested and charged with impersonating a police officer after trying to cite a woman on false traffic charges for a prank. »

Florida Man Steals Jeep to Find His Lost Cell Phone

Winter Haven (WTFF) – A Polk County man was arrested for reportedly stealing a Jeep in order to look for his lost cellular phone. »

Florida’s War On Drugs Made Chocolate and Cheese Illegal

Tallahassee (WTFF) – Overzealous lawmakers eager to ban dangerous substances without first doing their homework inadvertently made it a felony to possess certain food products in the state of Florida. »

Florida Man Pressure Washes Neighbor

Brooksville (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after “intentionally” spraying his neighbor with a pressure washer. »

Florida Boy Gets Stuck in Cooler

Pompano Beach (WTFF) – A Florida boy who thought it would be a good idea to crawl inside of a locking cooler has prompted a voluntary product recall. »

Florida Man Shoplifts from Kohl’s after Job Interview

Spring Hill (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly shoplifting from Kohl’s after finishing a job interview. »

Bad Review Leads to a Drive-By Shooting

Orlando (WTFF) – A Florida man is in jail after reportedly shooting up the home of someone who left a bad review about the restaurant that his roommate’s mother owns. »

Drunk Florida Man Goes on Beer Run with Gator

Jacksonville (WTFF) – A Florida man carried a gator tucked under his arm while going on a beer run. »

Florida Man Breaks into Dollar General and Steals Beer Wearing a ‘This Guy Needs a Beer’ Shirt

Eustis (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after video surveillance caught him forcibly breaking into a Dollar General and stealing beer. »

Florida Man Lights Fireworks Inside Dollar Tree to Celebrate Fourth of July

Kendall (WTFF) – A Florida man launched fireworks inside a Dollar Tree near The Falls shopping mall on July 4th, according to internet sources. »

Florida Man Points Gun at Florida Woman for Texting While Driving

Port Richey (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after allegedly pointing a firearm at a Florida woman because she was texting and driving. »

Pasco Detective Loses Gun in Burger King Bathroom

New Port Richey (WTFF) – Deputies are searching for a missing gun that was accidentally left behind in a Burger King bathroom by a plainclothes detective. »

After a “bad reaction,” Florida Man calls the cops to complain about the meth he bought

Hawthorne (WTFF) – A Florida Man has been arrested on methamphetamine charges. »

Drunk Florida Pair Nearly Drop Their Kid on the Floor at Gator’s Dockside

Clermont (WTFF) – A Florida woman and a Florida man are facing two child neglect charges each after getting obliterated at Gator’s Dockside with their child. »

Deland Man Tries Hiding from Cops in Lily Pads

Paisley (WTFF) – A Lake County man who had a warrant out for Domestic Battery charges tried to escape arrest by jumping into a lake. »

Florida Man Breaks into Jewelry Store, Bleeds on Everything

Largo (WTFF) – A Florida man got arrested after allegedly breaking into a jewelry store, accidentally cutting himself during the heist, and bleeding all over the store. »

Tampa Bay Couple Stole Motorized Cart from Walmart, Drove it to a Bar

Largo (WTFF) – A Florida couple reportedly stole a motorized shopping cart from a Largo Walmart and drove it to a bar. »

Florida Man Steals ATV during Test Drive, Hides from Cops in Pond

Deland (WTFF) – A Florida man was arrested after reportedly driving off with an ATV during a test ride. »

Florida Woman Lets Dentist Give Her Foot Massage, Complains About Infection

UPDATE: Action Jax News issued a correction to their original reporting on this story. Basically they misreported the entire story, so we’ve removed the article from our site as well. »